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...And He's Really Depressed Because He Had No Job, and No Woman...
He seems to be breathing.
- How many times have you been out? - Seven.
- Did you steal my car? - Yes, I did.
Anyone goes near it, anyone disturbs it, it's:
Well, he could've dropped acid when you weren't looking.
So I start to walk, and I trip. And the grocery bag goes flying...
What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation.
- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?
This is an emergency. What's taking so long?
Yeah!
It's okay being with him.
Why do people always say that? I hate everybody. Why would I like him?
Sid left the keys in the car. All right, I gotta go. Drive carefully.
- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No.
...for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse.
You know how to be in the pool…. You just don’t know how to win the pool
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Anybody can just register.
...and all those people and trucks everywhere...
I'm pressing one. I'm pressing two. Nothing.
Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.
- It's 129 West 81st Street. - 129... Okay.
I looked up and I saw Woody Allen. I got all distracted.
- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.
Then how did all those cars get damaged?
Guess who I bumped into? Owen.
Did you hack My phone? Yes I did.
That's the guy that was here. You're the friend.
Yes, we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
All right! All right! Shut up! Shut up!
See that’s no good.
Almost.
- So was Mia Farrow there? - I didn't see him.
Who put cookies in his mouth?
So listen. What should I do? If I break up with him now...
How's the pasta over there?
I don’t think that you do