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Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?
- Most of them cancelled out on me. - Can I get anybody anything?
- Well, he's not a baseball player. - Yeah, that's true.
Finally we make the turn, and this guy who was triple-parking cars...
I don’t think you do. If you did, i’d see a meme.
Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.
I hate everybody. Why would I like him?
You're holding up the production of the movie.
I have a wonderful time when I'm with you. Wonderful!
- Are you serious? - Yeah, go ahead. Call.
Sir, the estimate on the damage to your car is $2866.
I mean, that's good stuff. Good stuff.
I got fired from the movie.
- Fine. - All right.
You know how to start on pace You just don't know how to HOLD the Pace.
We got here 20 minutes ago, but we couldn't move.
You just don’t know how to hold the gasoline And the holding, that’s the most important part.
- Was the alarm on? - I don't know. I guess it was on.
Well, we do have a compact if you would like that.
...and he started crying.
Yankee bean.
- The whole block, 40, 50 cars. - He only works three hours a day.
"Say something else, and they won't yell at me...
You don't know how to act.
Do it like this.
I have to transfer at 42nd Street to take the double-R.
I like running in the park...
Oh, yeah. He was drinking something. It started to come out of his nose.
Operman. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
See, you know how to take the reservation, You just don't know how to hold the reservation.