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That was it. That was the whole first aid. They sit with you.
Whoever wants to move them. What do I care who moves them?
Do you believe this?
What do I do? Help me. Help me.
He said, "Who's the moron who's got the street all screwed up?"
You just don't know how to store the backups
Boy these pants are making me concerned
He'll be walking around with a limp, because you can't park a few cars.
Do I smell?
Well, you know, they were going to shoot it today.
I turn to him and I say:
- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?
Mr. Seinfeld, as it stands right now, you are not covered for that damage...
Yeah.
You left the keys in the car?
- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...
I'm going to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday...
I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.
- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.
...had paramedics been able to reach him sooner."
If I meant this Wednesday, I would've said this Wednesday.
Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.
Go. Go. She-
"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...
I Hear You! I'm Coming Down! These Pretzels Are Making Me Thristy!
And I think he understands me.