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What religion am I?
Bran and nuts are very helpful for your colon.
Okay. Cool. Thanks.
I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it,
The Zorpies are ridiculous.
Every few years, the remaining members
One day, he had an interesting idea.
Well, looks like we're kind of forced to hang out with each other.
But I think the most likely explanation is
involving the Reasonableists.
So just because I can't go out with him, someone else can?
I mean, those are really nice pants. I really like your pants.
I'm not just saying that.
Sure.
Organize It.
All the scholarly work that I did on these texts indicated
I just handed it to you.
Ready?
As you wish, ma'am.
Say the line.
I say we invest our 10 large,
Let's do something weird. Come on. It could be the last night on Earth.
I know that move. They're going to have sex in five minutes.
Flutes are $80 apiece, and recorders are $150.
when Zorp the Surveyor arrives and burns
Ann Perkins, you "zinged" me!
Ugh.
Then I'd go see my ex-wives.
You ready? I'm ready.
Zorp Shmorp. Doomsday Prediction Falls Flat
That's super disappointing.
We also hired 10 huge, scary bouncers with ear pieces.
But I might head over to that End of the World party.
And it wasn't until just now that I realized
So I'll steal my dad's car.
She smiles, and then they fall in love, and then they get married,
I tell you what. You play whatever you want.
Would have been a disaster. I don't want to go to that party.
Oh, crap. I didn't bring any music. No.
Juice is so chilled!