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It's gonna be famous. You'll know it, eventually.
[Slurps]
In the hands of a lesser person, perhaps.
Are you going to help me with this business plan or not?
that no one else can, I'm gone.
I was gaining root access to NSA servers.
That's what you need to be like.
VOICE COMMANDS... Sometimes right, often wrong :)
- Oh, hey, man. - Forgot my water bottle.
but I turned the bass way up.
You know, if he's gone, like, really truly gone,
Uh, no. Not yet. I don't know. Sort of.
Uh, Jared Dunn's.
Erlich Bachman. I'm an entrepreneur,
Do you understand the difference?
I would not want to be Richard right now.
[Hip hop music plays]
I mean, come on, Richard. As far as Pied Piper is concerned,
A what?
Yeah, that's what I just said.
That's not why I'm here. It's just... [sighs]
- The train is this way... I just... - Oh. I was gonna say.
Is now a good time?
Whoa. Whoa, whoa! What is he doing here?
No one in this house can touch me on that.
to your shitty, little smart phone day after day?
we would just be coming by and saying hi, you know,
But in the hands of the enlightened, hate can be a tool for great change.
I mean, I'll see you back at the house, man. I gotta, like, pack and stuff.
Audious, play John Lennon's Imagine.
Hey, should we have left him in there by himself?
and he has a boner and we're all sitting there
Don't be a slut, Richard.
Yeah. You don't have to ask permission to do that.
- So pony up. - No.
And what I say is, Jared, put Big Head in the business plan.
That's it.
I hate Richard Hendricks, that little Pied Piper prick.