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Can you tell me if Elaine Dickinson is on this flight?
If that doesn't stop you...
When I hear another Mike Brey Story...
It’s a twister Auntie Em
JIM NEVER ADDS 3 EXCLAMATION POINTS WHEN I SEND HIM THE SUBMITTAL DOCS
klaus! don't touch those! those were ike's australian tv signal meals.
Thank you, thank you. You look so happy today.
but it'll be different.
Just hope that doesn't happen tonight.
I know that right now things must look pretty rough up there,
Sluggish, like a wet sponge
This is Ed Macias calling from the airport.
- But, Ted, you're the only... - I don't care.
You're the only one keeping that alive.
Stricken airliner approaching Chicago.
Supple, pouting breasts.
Watch that oil temperature. What the hell's he doing up there?
It's an entirely different Tara reade
"Captain made the right decision."
Wait a minute. I know you.
I shouldn't have had that second meal of borgar
Charlie and Super K
All right, I'll need three men up in the tower.
complete confidence in your chances
I say: "let 'em crash"!
HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE... 900 FT 1400 FT WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Shit, man.
Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
I don't have what it takes.
No, The white zone is for loading and unloading
A lot of people made plans before the war.
Doctor, there are two more sick people,
Looks like I picked the wrong week to get snarky about Counting Crows.
Gate 13.
Concentrate. Concentrate. Concentrate.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Thank you for flying Trans American.
Is that possible?
As the virus penetrates the red blood cells,
Tower radioed clearance, over.
Craig never eats chili at home.
Ted! What are you doing here? You can't fly this plane.
Do you feel all right, sir?
This is due to periodic air pockets we encounter.
- Sister, please. I'll handle this. - Just try and get a hold of yourself.
You've got enough fuel left for two hours of flying.
Now first, I want you to get the feel of the plane.
WAZA in Banff where DIsco lives forever!
yes beryl ortasial? what do you want? i won't want to woccaskiukanskickskiank.
You mustn't believe everything that you see.
Okay. Here, hurry.
Put down 30 degrees of flap!
- Would you like a little whiskey, ma'am? - Certainly not.
I know, I know. But it's his ship now. His command. He's in charge.
She's scheduled for a heart transplant,
Dr. Rumack, Mr. Hammen ate fish,
No. Never.
Not just yet. We'll have you in radar range any second now.
I can't even be sure of saving their lives.
There is never stopping in a white zone.
Good thing we are counting steps #DFW
GET ME GREG BIRD.
All right, Striker. You're doing just fine.
George Zipp said that?
Abel diz que quer puxar com o Pavão O resto da malta do grupo dos.FN2!
Do you really mean it Matt???!! That'd be swell
ITSATWISTER!!!
Captain Oveur's passed out on the floor,
6 hours -> 4 hours -> 7 hours -> 7 hours -> 5 hours -> 6 1/2 hours
It's an entirely different kind of Weather altogether.
Both pilots?
- Can you face some unpleasant facts? - No.
Joey, I think the pilots
My penis is broken. And don’t call me Harold.
Find out what the two sick people had for dinner.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
from one of the raids.
Dr. Rumack says the sick people are getting worse,
I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered,
There's no reason to panic
I speak jive.
And David’s gettting LARGER…
With the First Pick in the 2018 Draft, the Cleveland Browns Select.... ..Josh Allen, Quarterback, Wyoming
There's a passenger on your Chicago flight, 209'er.
Oh my god! the copilot is deflating!
Looks like I picked the wrong week To become a nurse
It was at that moment that I first realized
Mayday? Why, that's the Russian New Year.
He's gonna have enough on his mind without worrying about those times
You see, the first officer is ill,
So much to do!
This is the thrust.
I think you ought to know what our chances are.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start watching hockey again
How about this leaflet, "Liz Truss: how I lost to a head of lettuce"?
Now, Elaine, don't panic.
Elaine, I've gotta talk to you.
I've gotta go to the airport.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together.
What a week, better start sniffing glue....
Slightly.
I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar.
Krohnberg never has a second cup of coffee at home
As a Purdue fan Looks like I picked a bad week to quit smoking
causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling.
Charlie and Super K
And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Do you mind if I talk to your daughter?
No, feet.
900 feet up to 1300 feet.
I wouldn't know anything about it.
Yeah, well, if she decides to push over to the Great Lakes,
Get that finger out of your ear.
No, sir, I've never been up in a plane before.