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No, that's what I said. You heard me.
Look, Rex, I want you to get on the horn and talk that guy down.
No, thanks.
We're running out of time.
It happened to Barbara Stanwyck.
Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Brophy.
Looks like it picked the wrong sol to quit amphetamines.
I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.
Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow on it.
The life of everyone onboard depends upon just one thing.
520 miles per hour.
Joey, do you ever hangout in the Guardian’s dugout and try to figure out what the fucks going on?
It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
and I want a priority approach and landing in Chicago.
It was during the war.
Flint never tells two jokes in a row in non-virus times
Chump don' wan' na hep; Chump don' get na hep.
I heard about your drinking problem
There he is!
It's a big pretty white paper contract and it looks like a big tylenol
Captain Hinshaw, Captain Roberts.
I will, but Jim won't.
That's what I've been trying to tell these people.
Have you ever seen a grown man with shrinkage?
Calm down! Get a hold of yourself.
Cutty Say he cant hang
We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about.
Captain Kramer, this is Captain Colosimo.
Tom never vomits at home
I say let them crash.
Taylor Swift picked the wrong season to become a Chiefs fan.
Ireland never gets rain in Winter
But at least I’m not the angels
danny, have you ever taken too much viagra and seen two naked men wrestle in pudding at just johns?
Looks like I picked the wrong day To come back to Simp Gym
My mama didn't raise no dummies. I dug her rap
Liana never gets a second cup of coffee
Yes, I've had Tapatio lots of times
We were assigned to an isolated tribe.
Where the hell is Cramer?
I love you, darling!
Captain, one of the woman passengers is very sick.
You can just follow all the way back.
This is Captain Oveur speaking.
Okay.
and they all had fish, too.
"Passengers certain to die."
Mandi is Awesome
This is one of my favorites.
Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you.
What an asshole
Yes?
I *CAN* find something, and don't call me "Shirley"
- Mrs. Oveur? - Yes, this is Mrs. Oveur.
LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO QUIT DRINKING WHISKEY
Well, right now, things aren't so good.
Okay, boys. Let's get some pictures.
35,000 feet.
I was in the war myself, Medical Corps.
All right. Unless I get all those people to a hospital quickly,
Johnny, what do you make out of this?
curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.
Isn't that good news?
when they brought in a badly wounded pilot
I think you're the greatest,
I just wanna tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you.
Overall, based on your definition of burnout, how would you rate your level of burnout?
CIO Updates
It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
I am serious. And don’t call me Surly.
Mayday! Mayday!
sure is quiet out there yeah, too quiet
You'll be great
It's A Damn Good Thing You Don't Know How Much He Hates Your Guts.
If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.
Red handle's right in front of you.
Striker, that plane can't land itself!
I don't want another plane in the air. When the 508 reports,
Trump, Flynn, Sessions...
And the copilot had fish.
What kind of plane is it?
backed up all the way to Utah.
It's two bears humping. And don't call me Shirley.
Victor, we're running into some heavy weather, can you...
I haven’t seen anything like this Since the Anita Bryant concert
it's a big, pretty white boat with red stripes,
DANNY, would YOU want to TAKE a bunch of VIAGRA AND SEE TWO NAKED MEN WRESTLE IN PUDDING AT JUST JOHNS?
beryl what else have you been up to apart from towseing? not much just a bit of cambling and tolting and gangreejanineing.
It's your wife.
Either Way..... What An Asshole!
Elaine, you're a member of this crew.
to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
You'd better tell the captain, we've got to land as soon as we can.
I SPEAK CHEW
with a 20% chance of precipitation.
IDF spokeperson reveals tunnel found at al-Shifa hospital Meanwhile in the real world, the genocide continues
I was never happy as a child.
Okay. Have a nice day.
No, but thank you anyway.
Looks like I picked the wrong year to start following baseball.
I'll talk to the captain and see what I can arrange.
I've kept to myself through these years.
Tangled Up In Red, white courtesy phone.
That server never misbehaves at home...
You can let yourself out the back door.
Now, is there anyone onboard who can land this plane?
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Hey, Striker. How about a break? I'm getting tired.
There is only one river
I've gotta get out of here. I've got to get out of here!
Also, Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers
It was worse than Detroit.
GET ME BILEL MOSHNI.
I say Let them crash
- That isn't much of a chance, is it? - I don't know, Linda, I don't know.
When Jones hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan...
Striker, what kind of weather you in up there?
I started them on simple calisthenics,
Okay, Robert, slip them down. This won't hurt much.
I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position,
It's all the USA's fault.....
No, we can't do that. The risk of a flameout's too great.