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over the copilot's head.
Stewardess, please, let me handle this.
Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes.
Listen to me, Kramer.
my name is Roger Murdock.
How about this leaflet, "Liz Truss: my time in office"?
Like it was in the beginning.
My mama didn't raise no dummies.
"I'm glad.
That voice when nobody replies…
8 miles. Turn right to heading 044.
Soon as the fog lifts, we'll bring you in.
My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
There’s half & half in the refrigerator
Krohnberg never has a second cup of coffee at home
for the up and coming monsoon months.
- Here you go. - We'll be cruising
its going to be a long night
So, I understand you have a real emergency down there.
Is this why you were sacked
Steve.
Tell them I'm in the dispatch office, and I want it here fast.
I was just looking for someone with flying experience.
What an asshole.
Do you see us now?
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
how about this leaflet "Famous jewish tell all books"?
Elaine?
how would you rate your level of burnout?
curtains in the window, and wheels,
we'll pass just to the south of the Grand Canyon.
Therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
What a week, better start sniffing glue....
I want the weather on every landing field this side of the Rockies
and we've lost the copilot and navigator, too.
The Molombos.
Joey, have you ever handled corpses near a Texan prison?
Get me Yasiel Puig.
So, what do you say you and I
You really have. The best you could.
All right, now just listen carefully.
We’re all counting on you To beat the clown
Have your picture taken the minute you get there
Just kidding.
Very well.
He's all over the place! 900 FT 1300 FT WHAT AN ASSHOLE
JIVE ASS TURKEY AIN'T GOT NO SENSE ANYHOW!
I TAKE IT BLACK. LIKE MY QUARTERBACKS.
The stewardess said that...
Airsick?
with mirrors on the ceiling, and...
You know, I really couldn't blame Elaine.
What happened, Ted? What went wrong?
But at least we’re not the angels
Mr. Striker, the passengers are ready.
Oh Steven, I speak lets
All ambulances, go to number three.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
c'était pas le bon jour pour arrêter de fumer
which perfume are you gonna buy? viktor and rolf flowerbomb.
Lose track of time
I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
Automatic pilot. Automatic pilot.
- Huh? - Who?
No thanks!
If I were in Japan, my surgical mask would have saved me
Looks like that came from JC Penney’s
Tightening me.
Jolene never plays yahtzee with us
The loose bolts found by United today are a totally different kind of bolt
Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota.
This?
Speed, 520 knots.
IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF VACCINE ALTOGETHER
FX068 Trial be like!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to sit D’Andre Swift
I'm scared. I've never been so scared.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
Ted, I don't wanna stay here.
All I have are memories.
Hello. We'd like you to have this flower
That's the dial just below and to the right of the air-speed indicator.
I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me.
The cockpit! What is it?
I'll take care of the passengers.
The loose bolts found by United today are a totally different kind of bolt
yes beryl wunderette? what do you want? i want to do some peering out of windows in piara waters.
Oh really, Matt? We know perfectly well what you’re talking about
They seemed to enjoy themselves.
I lose all track of time.
Gate 14.
Thank you.
THE TOWER! THE TOWER! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
And Tara's Getting Larger Baby Metivier Due October 8th
Customer: Maybe we should only send the inventory they need? DMS
- Captain, how soon can you land? - I can't tell.
Chicago, this is flight 209'er.
Shooting womprats is one thing, but going against TIE fighters is a completely different thing
I guess the foot's on the other hand now isn't it Kramer
yes semountsixisoajeenu uzyidotodunterssodicnette? what do you want? i want to hintes the renterzooys in sectee harvobiusq.
Excuse me, BDD... I speak G Dubb...
Just unbelievable!
I won't be back. I've requested the Atlanta run.
and Randy said there are five more cases,
No, I'm in a training program.
How about this leaflet, "Good Cubs Centerfielders"?
Victor, this is Roger Murdock. Victor Basta.
Cutty say he can't hang.
I reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400.
Jive-ass turkey vulture don't got no brains, anyhow.
Startin' here, startin' now
You, Neubauer. You, Macias.
But at least I have a husband
Hello.
I want every light you can get poured onto that field.
Land too fast, use your emergency brakes.
THE YELLOW ZONE IS FOR IMMEDIATE LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS
To find where it flows to the sea
Roger, Denver.
Wash, soap, rinse, spin.
Later, we'll run down the landing procedure.