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did you work out?
I'll tell you what.
And, Peter, I thought you were still in Portofino.
I'm gonna pass this test.
It's such a lovely shade of green.
What happened?
You have no idea what I want to do.
and his heart was going like mad, and yes...
that a freshman has given this address.
Let's talk about class a minute, all right?
Interesting little rally you guys had tonight.
Mr. Melon?
‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’#BONASTY “Sure, I might have a bent dick, but I’m straight enough for both of us.”
and your mouth shut. You should be all right.
And the reason guys like you got a place to teach...
In doing so, he disrupted...
I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.
Oh, Oort, Oort.
First of all, you have to grease the local politicians...
I'm leaving school, Dad. One of us has gotta go.
I want a divorce.
I hate small food, you know?
I need you and the gang to get down here as fast as you can.
and you're gonna end up just like your father.
We got a big meet coming up against Northern.
Welcome to Contemporary American history.
I'm afraid it's not gonna be that easy, honey.
section three, part two...
But what I'll do is, first chance I get...
I've got the results of your exams right here.
as you go out into the world my advice to you is...
Here's some more potentially bad news.
Violemt ground acquisition games such s football Are A Crypto-Fascist Metaphor For Nuclear War.
You jerk!
You could've changed here.
I'm just upset because they closed ESPN. Those bastards!
The answer is... four?
- I'll call him. - I'll dial it!
Come on, join us in a beer. OK?
I didn't, Thornton. You failed me.
We was just...
- Oh, please! - Oh, Philip!
You can do anything you want in life.
and also, bring a pitcher of beer...
- You're kidding! - I'm not kidding! Just go!
They are my friends, and I'd like to keep them.
Who has time? I see the movie. I'm in and out in two hours.
Yeah. It's a piece o' cake.
I'm teaching in this class. Do I make myself clear?
- Excuse me, señor? - Nothing. It's all right.
it's a jungle out there.
In 1971, the United States accumulated deficits...
You do a good job.
I Just Want To Get It On Record
how to read and write.
Diane!
- That your kid? - Yeah.
I want to talk to you about my schedule.
Here.
Right, right.
Thornton Melon.
Oh, great. Company.
the allegations that you've made to me?
Don't you ever read?
Work it on out, honey
So, rather than waste your time this semester...
A lot of people are talking about your dad, man.
Well, Dr. Barbay, I suppose you're up first.
Oh, yeah, we got it.
The winner is... four?
I'll tell you what bothers me...
And an A+ gets you a free trip to Hawaii... off-season.
How about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
Well, I guess this is good night.
Show me the campus. I want to talk to you.
I sent her a love letter. She corrected it.
Chas Osbourne.
College is all right, I'll tell you that.
On the board, you will see a cost analysis...
You tell her he's never coming home.
This is the first time...
And let me know you're mine
Hi.
His towels lined up neatly...
Do I want to hear 'em?
patting myself on the back if I were you.
Mr. Thornton Melon.
I don't believe this.
Look, there's Greek letters. That must be the house.
I'll bring it to you.
And I can't believe I'm saying this.
I'm accusing you of academic fraud.
and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns.
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Say it! Say it!
For the time being, let's just concentrate...
a potentially unpleasant situation on our hands here.
I don't know. Some big event at the dorms.
We were supposed to study, remember, in the library?
I'm robbin' your room, that's what I'm doin' here.
You wish to enter this widely esteemed...