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See me after class, Mr. Melon.
Don't you, Thornton?
No. Maybe.
Thornton, think.
Melon, we need ya!
Now, can someone tell me...
How come? Tell me? Why? Say it! Say it!
and because of you...
Well, Thornton...
The guy who underlined them could have been a maniac.
Oh, man. You think there's any way...
Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Is that an amigo or a unicorn?
What do you charge for big cars?
The toy division has come up with a new doll idea...
In response to Roman numeral 27...
Do I gotta knock your teeth down your throat?
Chas told me you bribed the coach...
Today, they're independent.
in all fairness to Mr. Melon here...
Divorce. I knew we had something in common.
Glad you could come. Listen.
We were kids, his room was always in order.
husky, stout, extra-stout and the new Hindenburg line.
Oh, you were great! That was incredible!
Dillon! Comcast here, I need ya!
All right, settle down, people.
of our new factory.
about What, I have no idea
with the discussion, Mr. Helper.
or it's back to the tree.
and the other I put through a wall.
When you make love, do you have to give directions?
You should try my Tall and Fat stores.
We got economics tomorrow at 11:00.
#BONASTY “It’s a little curved, sure!”
If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
USC
like i had an original plan i want to wanna believe nobody i must cut the ribbon. yes. i'll just throw random words out there. hex bex bebe rexha complications sadness functions kfc keep em coming!
we'll set up an efficient administrative...
Justin Graham, he don’t know dick.
Boys, here's a couple of pens, in case you learn how to write.
I tried.
You look like the poster boy for birth control.
It’s probably
Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric.
Don't you think maybe you should just take some notes?
It's not that hard. You'll get it.
All right. Maybe I will.
Philip, would you excuse me for a minute?
of subset D... of the question...
slugging it out with him, while pussies like you...
They also told me you're not on the diving team.
We were supposed to go to dinner.
That's the spot. Just keep doing that.
Thanks. Are you taking astronomy, too?
You're smart, too.
Who could ask for more
David, I just want to get it on record...
Mitch we need you! Get your shoes on.
You're perfect.
Party? Are you kiddin'? It's a dog show out there.
Hey, Clark.
Don't worry. If the roast beef is right, they'll be back.
You, spend too much money? No.
.
Yes, yes.
These kids were in grade school at the time.
Do not go gentle into...
Hey, what's going on?
I'm sorry. I need this back.
I gotta get bigger actors.
Tom, you don't lie to me. you lie to girls
Hi there, sir. How are you?
There will be an additional springboard installed...
This is gonna cost you. PLENTY!
You're kiddin'. I'm from Jersey.
I don't think Dr. Barbay understands...
Our student body here is handpicked by me...
Joe’s Party
- Let's go. We're there. - Whoa, wait. What is this?
We should be together. Incorporated, if you will.
Why don't you come around about 7:00?
I'm Thornton Melon.
I don't want to go to college.
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Before we begin...
combs, brushes, hair lotions all in the right place.
Well, the Great Gatsby... He was, uhh... Great
No. Hold it for one more year, take the depreciation...
but then they canceled my Ancient Greek.
in the various American... but illegal... Saigon regimes.
I'll see you at the pool.
Hey, can your kid do that dive?
All I know is that you didn't. That's what disappoints me.
Fraud is such an ugly word...
We were doomed from the start.
I don't think that selling admission...
the entire international monetary system.
This is disgraceful. I should phone security.
Susan, We need you!
They're not gonna reschedule the classes around your massage.
Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.
no matter what stunts you pull...
I liked the old wife better, too.
I Don't Want To Hear One More Word Out Of You...
I suggest a comprehensive oral examination...
He told you to write down everything I say?
You got some spare time.
After they sacked the quarterback...
to an obviously unqualified student...
Actually, I was married twice.
If it's too much for you...
Gee whiz, Phil! I just asked the man...
You too, huh? She's showin' it to everybody.
No matter what you do, I'll love you just the same.
must have read some of the things on my list.
Come and work it on out
We're wasting time.
Whoever did write it doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.
I know a lot of people think history is just facts...
You can do anything in life you want to do.
You're just like your Uncle Vito.
I saw the movie. Burl lves.
- Who was that guy? - Yours truly.
'Cause I was a lot happier when I was miserable.
Dad, she is the teacher.
They're not that tough.
Here's a calendar for you.
I don't know, kid.
You there.
I don't think so. He was just having fun.
Did you see... where are you going?
Now diving for the Atlantic Eastern Eagles...
- I tried, Pop. I can't do it. - Then try harder!
Poke your hotness, how hard uhh! Oh Feel Ya, hold snug on my balls.
I'd love to come, except for I have a date.
like the Andalusian girls used.
the Northern University Wildcats!
Hey, Lutz!
I'm gonna need him, too.
Screw you Melon!
The football team at my high school was tough.