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This is nice. Or lovely.
Literally, baby noises.
me trying to be more positive
No, I am not going to do that.
Losing power has stopped me up like a cork.
- Okay. - Sit and eat.
- No, no, no! -(SCREAMING)
- Allison, they need your help. Come on. - Okay, fine.
His entire village was ransacked.
You know who else makes a great team?
I return to Wadiya to participate in fair elections.
Snack on my tiny raisin.
She has the body shape of a 14-year-old boy.
EFAWADH: (ON SCREEN) This new constitution
I won't. I won't!
What else you got'? I'm gonna love the next thing!
If you hate Aladeen and you like good food,
No one will recognize the body without this!
I know this is hard for you Americans to imagine,
Oh, you're kidding. So then why did you bring three bananas?
No... (SIGHS)
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
So your name is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"?
ZOEY: Oh, my gosh, that was so crazy!
Well, the darker races are less choosy.
and make some sort of a nice display?
Ha-ha! Bingo!
He's not the legitimate leader!
Yeah, of course!
Etra, is this because you're the only virgin guard
What Taliban thinks women would say "Thank Taliban! I am Oppressed at last!!"
No! Democracy? Never!
He was reported saying, "Let's take out the guards at the Lancaster."
You don't have to give any dirty diamonds.
We're going to send your wife some almonds.
Jerking myself totally off.
and I totally crashed!
A real constitution!
All of our employees are political refugees, just like you!
People of Wadiya,
General Aladeen was born the only son of the Colonel Aladeen,
Good night! Thank you again.
- And from the head of a great man! - What?
It's bad news.
Uh, I'm in the Lincoln Tunnel.
I told you, before we came in.
We made them have their eyes open.
Joseph! go and hose down my Crocs.
Yeah baby Less go
Oh, my God!
You know, I really want some cuddling
Please. Please help us. Please.
as your manager requested?
Yes!
What the fuck'?
- Don't eat it. - Oh, Maroush!
Ladis.
Top Text Bottom Text
I think she'll be cool with it.
TAMIR: You have rehearsed the speech I prepared for you?
Look, I mean, this whole gun...
(CHUCKLING) Of course I'm serious.
Good Morning, Nadal!
I'm not really Allison Burgers.
I mean, somebody had set the safety catch
And he's fallen off the stage.
(SIGHS) Well, thank you.
Do you know it's a fact that they cannot pronounce their R's?
You know, I don't know if he's going to get better.
Admiral General Aladeen and his new bride, Zoey.
Hmm.
It needs to be pointy!
Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?
Okay.
Are you having a boy or an abortion?
and the payload delivery systems.
You texted me, like, seven times.
What? No, no, no, no!
Why did you chop off his head?
It's not a very good...
She : I will go
Sorry. You want?
I guess you don't want me to play black then.
Um...
Admiral General Aladeen preparing
No, this is Bobby McFerrin. I told you this outside.
to address the General Assembly of the United Nations.
I love it when a women go to school
And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?
President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen
(LAUGHS)
B.P., you will control the north.
(WHIMPERS)
Haffaz Aladeen was born in 1973.
We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium
So obviously I wanted to execute her.
Just this.
Black person.
Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right?
Zoey! You have changed my life!
No, no, no! It's not my beard.
Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your specifications.
Emploice what?
This is the fifth time you've mentioned her today. What is going on?
I can't wait! I can't Wait! (LAUGHING)
Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya