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Okay, I'm stumped.
Oh, hey, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
I'll just go look for it.
Wait. So we just go over there?
Fine.
...and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called.
Trust me, this was their card.
I’ll have a Brandy Alexander I’ll have a Brandy Alexander
Okay, you've got my number. Now give me the picture.
Um, you know, it's kind of early.
What about the ones in the corner?
...courtesy of 99-cent margaritas and two-for-one Jell-O shots.
He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.
I never joke about math or sex.
Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's business over there?
Oh, you're right. It's Anything Can Happen Thursday.
- The Wolowitz Coefficient? - Neediness times dress-size squared.
Put this in your mouth, we walk past them, you stumble a bit.
Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some emotional turmoil...
Wow, you're just gonna make me come out and say it, aren't you?
...or pick out his career without knowing his aptitude...
You can modify it to calculate our chances of having sex...
There’s a whole sport built around it. Falconry!