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Happy Festivus Is a Festivus miracle
Nice vest. I like the big metal buttons.
My coffee requires no decoration I find cream and sugar distracting
The story of Festivus is your heritage you need to go to the party are you a At Christmas because of Festivus This is a Festivus story next time you see it this pool where is in the party tomorrow
Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them.
YO, KYLE.
Hey, I was in a schvitz for 6 hours give me a break.
Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific.
Kramer. Kramer. Any word from the Vest?
Made it up.
She was.
So if a guy calls H & H and he's looking for me, you take a message.
when you relise your mum has been watching you the whole time
Is there a captain's hat involved in this?
I never thought I'd live to see that.
I'm dating your friend, Jerry.
Oh, that's right.
- I'll see you. - Yeah.
I'm a .. friend
It's a Cinco De Mayo Miracle!
Bad lighting on the porch
- When George was growing- - No.
They drove my family out of Bayside, sir.
How do you like your bracket now?
No, no.
...that ended up with you crying?
Charlie here. He's a man. You know who else? Me.
You don't need glasses! you're just weak! you're weak!!
Horndog posters, nooffence, but this group is a little…
This breakdown of yours, it's scratching me right where I itch
As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way
- I'm A Man. - I'm A Man
- We don't care and it shows. - You gotta open your mail here?
Scratching me right where I itch.
<80’s hair> is all too real and I could prove it…if I have to
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to work. You happy now?
...was in that back booth over there.
Hey, George, thanks again for getting me those Yankee tickets.
Another Easter miracle!
But there isn’t.
Happy Hanukkah, Tiffany.
Another Juneteenth miracle!
Lilly and Reaghan Festivus is your heritage It's part of who you are!
Oh, you have a standard fake?
Tbone, Long Island is your heritage. It’s who you are.
It's embarrassing.
No, please. Denim Vest.
And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them...