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If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't.
Oh, sweetie.
to think of me as just a regular Joe.
is moving back to India.
Oh, God.
and clear out a drawer. Thanks.
All we have to do is move quickly over this ridge,
Smart idea considering how trampy you get
you-you asked if I had protection.
but by the time my class got out there,
Now, the "H" is for "her."
The closest I came was last month,
to play paintball?
that she slept with my friend Raj.
. .
In kindergarten,
you know, everything.
♪ Bang! ♪
Hey.
back at HQ riding a desk
Thank you for being my friend.
Penny could have been
This is us here. To the south is Professor Loomis
Look, honey, I was really drunk
Somewhere where no one's seen me naked.
I'm sorry. What?!
Sorry, Sheldon, it's just not a good time for playing games.
it's good enough for me.
Cool.
All right, this is a Google Earth view
What about Nebraska?
Excuse me.
Really?
"Look, Mommy-- a butterfly."
Damn those sons of bitches!
in the late 1700s, and one night,
Do we really have to wear this camouflage crap
MEMORIZE MO NA OINA? If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't.
With my last breath,
I'm proud of you.
No sprinkles.
That could have been about anyone.
My turn.
and playing golf with the Secretary of Defense.