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You're dating my sister,
as your friend, you might like to know that, um...
That's punishable by...
(clears throat)
I was supposed to marry Jason Sorensen at recess,
be just one of those memories you have
and the worms crawl out of the rectum for air.
Now, it goes without saying
When my parents ask me to deactivate social media till my exams
I'm gonna be a star!
Penny?
(door closes)
to have intimate relations with a horse.
but I can't deal with the fact
(sighs)
For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing
I don't want to get back together with Penny.
it goes without saying
with a woman you used to love
If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,
Oh, you did, didn't you?
Hall & Oates, Katrina and the Waves
emerge from your bedroom.
because I have an agenda-- paintball.
Well.
In order to function better as a fighting unit,