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It's just like me sayin' that I'll never go to the moon,
Have a nice flight.
Everybody, let's raise a glass to Patty and Molly for throwing, by far,
- How many times have you called her? - Five.
That is exactly what's happening.
Ah, sorry. One more thing. Is there any salsa?
Sweetheart, remember the baby.
- Should be extensive. - What's the damage on that?
But you did dump me! Why don't you just admit I was never good enough for you?
Wow, Kirky, sounds like you got some good stuff goin' on.
My base fee is 1 5,000. So 1 00 people...
I didn't want to jinx it. But she was perfect.
- Yeah. Mono of the heart. - Oh, my God. How's your vagina?
Of the best things in life
Pittsburgh tower, November-five-four-five-Charlie-Papa
- Know what your problem is? - What?
But it might not bother you. Who knows?
I got, like, 30 minutes of sleep last night.
He's the black guy from Rush Hour.
OK. I was right about Molly. She's a ten, OK? A hard ten.
Who wants it, who wants it??? I’ll show it, I’ll show it!!! Me, every time I feed my dog....
I'm sorry, the player that I was screaming at is a forward,
- Excuse me. - I'm faster than you!
- OK, this is not good. - All right, I'm going.
- Yeah! - Ron!
- No. - Yes.
- What? - That's what I call it.
- Seven. - Fine.
Você como criminalistas entende de Balística Forense? Não! Não sei nada sobre Balística Forense!
- Thank you. - Sure.
When do you want the bad date bail-out call?
- Oh, that's sweet. - She's a keeper.
- This place is gorgeous! - Thank you.
You're so excited about something that you come early.
Oh, look at this.
I'm gonna have to ask you to exit my personal space.
I've completely forgotten how good-looking he is,
- I'm Karen. - Wendy.
a TSA agent or shovel elephant shit at the circus.
This is fine. 'Cause this is clean. It's organized.
You know, like those old-timey barbershops?
You think you're Mr. Hot Shit now with your new chick?
I didn't mean to tell 'em, Kirky. I'm sorry.
I... No, sure, no problem. No problem.
The moment when Aladdin went to meet Princess Jasmine.
- Cool. Oh, you remember Patty. - Hi.
- OK. I'm... See you down there. - Good to see you again, kid.
This floor's all slippery! And these shoes are fucked for this!
My shift doesn't start for another half hour,
- Helps raise the hairs. - I don't like this!
Wait a minute, dude. Does that, does that say...?
You know that from the break room! What's it gonna be?!
That's a lot of 15 minute convertibles
Way to go. What happened to you? You look like shit. Besides that.
Wow. She sure is somethin', isn't she?
God.
Holding up? Yeah
Yeah, I know.
Jesus Christ.
When my friends talk global warming during a polar vortex and I try to weigh in because I've seen the day after tomorrow.
I'll look pretty fuckin' stupid if I stop now!
OK.
Yeah!
Oh, well, well, well. Thanks for comin' in, Kettner.
Always using protection.
We were getting sort of hot and nasty, you know...
Jh
You're 21 years old now.
You're like a street urchin, and this is the palace!
You are my family and I love you, but really, with the exception of Mom,
Whatever you do, don't look directly at it.
Know how I made it through those dark days?
Fuller, you have a choice. You can step aside or you can fight me.
What? No. Maybe I'm just a bit lucky tonight. I...
I don't know. You were pretty smooth at the hockey game.
No. No. I hate her. In fact, the day that you broke up with her,
and I will stab you in the eyes with confiscated scissors.
- Please. - That's awkward.
Look at me. You OK?
- You can't settle for a three. - Two.
- I don't have a bathing suit. - Wear your underwear.
This is when you say, "Hi, Molly."
You're not a college graduate, you've never been to Europe,
Who brought the good news bear?
Yeah, I would.
- Oh, this is Kirk. - Hey.
Mind if I join you?
It was easy for you to say. You switch jobs at the drop of a hat.
who's trying to set you up before you die
- Shit, are we being evicted? - No.
Yeah, I'm not going to Branson with you people.
You know what, Stainer? All it takes is one.
She's not into me. There are very few things that I am absolutely certain of.