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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Just call me Borders Books,
as it did when this mall was young.
Maybe I should get married so I can date these guys.
That's great.
from Hooters Restaurants,
It's working.
Marge, this isn't Dolly Madison.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) Yes! Oh, yes!
Can I have one hour of grown-up time
♪ Marge was feeling lonely and bored ♪
It's Moe from Moe's Tavern.
You have a great day, ma'am.
but I'll be happy to watch your scampi shrimp.
What a crazy coincidence that you buy food, too.
He hasn't been the same since the war, Lord Upton.
When he's 800 pounds and has to be
How sad.
a mom-and-pop hardware in nothing flat?
Ooh, I'm going to hell.
fixed up for Homer's anniversary.
Where is she?
Hey, what could be cooler than a choo-choo with lollipops on it?
Did you know a well-placed one star can destroy
Daddy.
Why are you singing that?
in my day than my husband."
Better put a stop to this.
Because it's in the public domain.