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We came to the next stoplight. He hopped out, paco told me everything.
- Why don't you use your own laptop? - I locked it in my safe.
Yeah. Stand there, so I can always remember you this way.
Because his parents are out of town.
I love you. And I want you to be happy.
Elena, that is... Pretty smart, actually.
I figured that was enough great parenting for one day.
Ay, whatever. You got snowed.
Behind the beads.
Ay, it's not fair that I'm stuck giving both sex talks.
Okay. Show me.
Yeah. No more Internet, no social media, not even a phone.
You can do that?
I need to talk to Elena.
Thank god.
I know you put software into it that tells you everything I look at.
I know! Who's gonna order the pizza?
Then porn makes them grow up thinking that's what sex is supposed to be like.
- Big plans this weekend? - Don't look at me.
I've been there.
I gave my number to the Usher. I'm sure he'll be calling.
Anyway, I need to find a new place to get my eyebrows threaded.