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weight so I can shine. Goddamn it... Goddamn it.
Well, it's my dad's. So... Huh. Weird.
transsexuals? Move close to me!
Let's just keep it simple. Let's just start with our names.
We could make a bunch of money. It's a good idea.
Okay, fine. Well, then, I don't want you to
We killed it, boys. We killed it.
Ah... Focus up, guys. Come on. The girls are gonna be here
I actually have 80 of them that live in my alleyway.
Right?
Then the guy looks up and he says, "Wait a second.
Unbelievable. Goddamn son of a bitch.
guys. I don't like the way you asked me that. Switch with her.
Yep, yep. No, no, no.
dry. Well, it's like, "Hey,
- going steady. - That's a good trick.
if you like. Hey, are you the whore who
Sounds great, and myself-- I'm all tied down, so I can't
little bit, is a little bit off. I'm thrown because... I-I kind
What are you kidding me?! Are you crazy?!
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung Mr. Sandman? ♪
So, you guys own this bar? Officially yes.
a five-star rating. He didn't deserve it and then he