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Jen got bit by a chow once Kicked the shit out the thing
Buy you a promise ring, you're out flitting around, dating
I thought we got a dog. Mac, Charlie and Dennis?
The girls feel too safe. I gotta get 'em in a one-on-one
You can't even spell, much less come up with a decent system,
No. Stop, okay?
Mm-hmm. Oh, hey. How'd your date go?
Ask them for a drink. We're on a date.
What happened to the dog? He let it go.
"yes" column? What?
I told you, 'cause we're going steady.
back to the apartment. Then we will go back to the
Oh, I'm sorry. No... Nobody?
There-there is no system. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, poor thing. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm into it. So, I'll tell you what.
The dog is a thing. Uh, guys, let's, um... let's
Have you brought cheese?
Look, let's cut to the chase. I like you.
enough. Yeah, no, the other guys got
I’m an essential man
Y... uh, yeah. Uh, named him after my
Hmm. Or that you are a powerful woman... instead of a dirty, dirty
like to be completely unwanted like you.
rate me. That's not what I want anymore.
Ah, I bet that's what happened.
you're down to zero stars. Oh, is he?
Oh, uh, you know, the crowd's kind of been thinning out.
other people. I shouldn't have given this guy
Oh, you're proposing? Good. Smart.