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Sir, if you don't wish your daughter to learn about evolution,
but I want you to know I admire your passion.
Science damn you, Unified Atheist League!
I'll die waiting for the Wii to come out.
Professor amy bender Excuse me
about the incongruity of some scientific statements.
No! No!
just evolution, and God's a spaghetti monster.
Put me through to the Allied Atheist Allegiance!
- We have to teach it. - Evolution is a theory.
Mrs. Garrison, evolution is in the school curriculum.
He told me to!
Oh, boy, what'll I wear? Hey, everybody!
- Like, you die. - Die?
I never covered it up.
On screen!
Really? Oh, that's wonderful!
We should leave evolution out of the classrooms.
You're the smartest man on earth, Dick.
- Yeah. - Like what?
Well, I suppose we could have a little steak or something.
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Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control.
Yeah! Fuck my vadge, Richard! Yeah, I'm a woman, all right!
I'm coming. I'm coming, Nintendo.