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(Martin Slaps Nemo with a Belt) STOP TALKING TO ME THAT WAY, I'M YOUR FATHER!!!
This is Mark. He created that TV show Quintuplets.
I've been walking around wondering who the jerk is and then, BAM, I'm the jerk!
Are you Randy's mother?
It all started when I was a rookie agent 20 years ago.
Sorry, boys, I don't kill and tell. Part of the killers' code.
Well, you're terrible at it. You are terrible.
Hey, shut the door. You're letting all the air out.
My God, boys. We can all take a page from Randy the molester's book.
While I was strangling him, I stuck my thumb in his eye and popped his eye out.
- Was he in pain? - Did his guts spill?
The front. The front of the body.
- We got here as soon as we could. - Find the boys.
How would you like to see the old mattress...
You can't go on being a virgin.
I bet he sees his victims' faces every time he closes his eyes.
...that I'm a registered sex offender.
Slit his throat with a coping saw, then ate an egg-salad sandwich.
Hey, he's gonna get you too
Check out my hat
We're in bit of a hurry. We have to catch a comet.