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I'm confiscating all these churros.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
Drinking beer in my underwear.
I know it's just a corn dog, but you'll never forget it.
...which will return us to our planet. You must be the chosen ones.
Don't look at me. I'm a disgrace.
And that bitch who stole all my stuff.
No? All right, then everyone scoot back. I gotta whack this thing on the ground.
...smelling of urine and despair.
Hey, killer. How was the kill?
Usually the ugly ones can cook.
I'm playing poker with a couple guys from work.
...and then, bam, I'm the jerk.
This is a little uncomfortable.
Hi. Sorry to disturb you.
CHARLIE BROWN IN A NUTSHELL
- Fold. - Damn it.
And that's who I became. For myself, my wife and my kids.
Once again, Bad Larry, I am so sorry.
You know I likes to get with the ladies, but I have to take a rain check.
Is this your first time or something?
I return stuff to the Gap all the time.
He is elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough on you.
That one was terrible. They were all terrible.
Now, should I have folded that pair of threes?
But now I'm out, so we'll see what happens.
#λ #μ #ψ #φ
Yeah. That's nice.
Johnny Damone was my first kill.