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I assume they're Schrodinger's cats. actually, I assume they both are and aren't
It's okay. This is just something that happens.
Shut up. Here, put these on.
What the hell? What have you done to me, Morty?
You think I want to be an omniscient immortal being
- What are you talking about? - What's that mean?
- Don't you get it?! - Don't you get it?!
The difference is I would never do it, until now.
of you guys uncertain about anything just now?
How come our collars aren't green?
- Phew! - Oh.
Uh-huh. No, mother... no. Earth, dude.
Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable.
I Will Reach Into Heaven And Yank Your Screaming Deer Soul Back!
I'm calling my lawyer.
Uh, I thought you learned that by now.
Where are we going?
But these arms are vestigial!
He came here in a bubble.
- They're on right now. - We did. They're on.
Whatever your asking me, the answer is I'm amazing.
Oh, my God!
I saw you. Y-you're both all over the damn place.
Think about getting in the cupboards, but don't really.
ironic huh?
you got that crystal over there,
Yes, Beth.
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
It's not my fault we froze time on a humid day.
and this deer needs medical attention.
We've been split for 20 minutes and you two are already scattered to the quantum fuckin wind. What do you have to be so unsure about? Which zit cream to use? Which chair to sit in ?
Bringing you guys in is my ticket up.
Actually, Let Me Grab My White Board It's Been a long time coming anyways
so I can bring you back to certain time.
Rick! Oh!
Arms down. I'm gonna do this again.
We put you in a dog crate because you were acting crazy
You heard the man, horse doctor.
- What did who do? - What do you mean?
Well, you'd have to be pretty petty.
Aaah!