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Man, this will turn your ass
It's incredibly irresponsible.
Your time is all ripped up to hell!
with green headlights instead of normal ones?
- Come on, spit it out! - Well, you don't exactly make it easy, Rick.
Boom! In your face, Summer!
W-we're exactly like a man capable of sustaining
Well, actually, I do expect you to understand that.
Morty, I have to fix three of them.
Negative visualization, Jerry.
I dropped it.
even kicking your ass.
All right, guys, so we are learning a little bit about some Trvia questions, okay?
3 x 17 x 67 = 3417
What if I told you there's a huge ticket up right behind you?
are already scattered to the quantum [bleep] wind?
I WILL REACH INTO HEAVEN AND YANK YOUR SCREAMING JNUG SOUL BACK
- Kick his ass, Rick! - Die, mother[bleep]!
Shh, shh!
while you're standing in it,
You want to see children die?!
any deer shot by a hunter
I'm okay with this. Be good, Morty.
You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite.
Yep, it really makes you appreciate how fickle the universe can be.
May I help you, sir?
Hey, wait a second, how come you guys took longer to get here?
Oh, God, now there's three of them.
When someone tells you daylight saving is dumb
Chris!
- Is the world gone? - Is the world gone?
The whole point of freezing time was to stop giving a [bleep].
- What'd you do, Morty? - I'm gonna help grandpa.
Oh, way to go, Rick.
Mom! Dad!
- We have them on. - What are you talking about?
What is this, a '90s nostalgia thing?
Exactly. 'Cause you're being obstinate.
I'm gonna do the cabbage patch, Morty.
Uh, just to be clear, it was Summer's job
Actually, sorry, Summer.
Honey, it's gonna be okay.