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- I am not. - Yeah?
But then he called and canceled, and it got me thinking.
Awesome. But, God,
- I know you're gonna be amazing. - You, too.
- It's breakfast time in China. - Yeah, it is.
- What are you talking about? - Ted, think about it.
- It's huge. - You know what else is huge?
(EX CLAIMING)
Wait, I'm not crying, am I? I usually am. I don't mean to complain. Now I feel bad!
I'm psycho? Any time you even hear the word "kids,"
They just sit there with their stupid bottles.
(SCOFFING) I can't believe we lost her.
Hey, Lori, before you go, tell me,
Oh, you didn't hear? I'm the lead anchor on CNN.
They realized if they were going to start a family, they had to plan ahead.