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'He's gonna get married and never let me forget the kiss
'Please don't say; "I will."'
Yeah, that was a risque icebreaker.
Oh, shit, shit! Oh, my god! This has gotta be a dream.
'How do I feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.
And I'm so hot
No, of course not.
A bit of tongues, not much.
Well, not really.
I don't think that a distinction as big in reality as it is in your mind.
- You can't. Let me through. - What do you want?
Well, no, cos the truth is, there is no speech.
I think you're right.
Everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.
I don't think he'll die, he never normally dies.
For the record, Nancy's not bullshit. She does love me.
I know, I forget too, sometimes.
Well, I thought you might be angry.
I think anything on the wedding day is a jilting.
Well, that was... that was one to tell our grandchildren about.
I mean, am I gonna live here, like, on my own?
'Kind of like a wedding present.'
I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure.
I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Joe Orton couldn't do that.
Count the kisses, Mark. She's happy and she wants to kiss me, four times.
'Just another ordinary day. (Chuckles)
I'm eating chips and mayonnaise. I'm on the edge.
'He hasn't just put that in to needle me, has he? '
- Yes, you do. - Not to nearly the same extent.
All right, keep your wig on.
You lovely bastard! This is dynamite!
'Next he'll put an octopus over my face.'
It's such a big commitment.
- A cream cracker and a Ryvita? - Bit the same.
You said you were on the dry heaves. That was a wetty.
Who am I gonna go to the pub with?
Oh, God, look at it, Jez. Look at all the wedding stuff.
I think we should leave a note and get the fuck out.
Well, I'd have to pay for another opening joke.
We're going to Nancy's.
"I wanna come hang out with you at the wedding.
'Oh, God, more crying.'
It was a breech of trust.