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Maybe I can sort it out.
'call him a jizz cock?
Jez, I'm gonna puke, where do you want me to do it?
So, looking forward to the wedding?
Maybe we'll have a wedding in a couple of weeks, but I'm on the edge, stress that.
but I was thinking of waiting for a bit before I brought it up.
Hello, Mark, Jeremy.
I know a reason.
Sophie was unfaithful. She had an affair, with Jeremy.
CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS
'but he does he follow through with an actual act of piss?
I just wanna make sure it's accurate.
Yes, that sounds perfect. Now, can we please get going?
A text?
Well, I suppose I should apologise for not letting you go and get her.
What a brilliant joke!
Lauren Al
God, no, no, it's not a jilting. I'm gonna tell her right away.
BANG
Right, so, listen, Mark, you must be so excited?
'Contract TB? But where from?
Cos, personally, I have no idea.
"will be coming up later, courtesy of Mark."
So, what do you reckon? Are you getting married or not?
I'm ordering you to stop!
than consider that maybe I might be right.
It's gonna be a wonderful day. You'll be very happy.
Release the wheel.
Yeah, yeah, fine.
So I guess neither of us are exactly the king, are we?
Meet back in 20 minutes max, OK?
< Sorry.
Tossing a coin might be the best available route open to me.
And your hat and shoes smell of puke.
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