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out of you unless I ask you a question!
Command, Tiger Flight's three minutes out.
Sir, there's movement in front of the White House.
You suck worse. Come on.
- Mr. President. -Yes?
- The kids are good. Thank you. -Yeah.
Good.
Seven o'clock.
Your code
Sir, can you hear m...?
- Mike! Mike, Mike, it's me. -Dave?
It's parceled out to the president, Secretary of Defense...
Let's move!
It's a fucking shit show, huh?
Paula's got this new boyfriend who's very sweet...
you must divert immediately to vector 0-2-0. Acknowledge.
- Mike? -Yeah.
And certainly, today's events will be recorded in history
Well, who says we'd be bluffing?
Sir, you cannot do that. You cannot give this guy what he wants.
He got away. He's back in the bunker.
I've got Sparkphlg-
This is our time...
Welcome to my house.
Send the helicopter.
for a united, prosperous Korea.
Go.
All good people.
A chance at our rebirth.
Mr. Speaker.
Believe it or not, I came in through the front door.
Negative, negative. That wasn't us.
-if you deviate from my instructions... - Wait a minute.
Officer on deck!
Air support on the way.
When intransigent wailing two year old reissues demand for ice cream at 7:45am
I'm here. Use me.
Jesus.
Thank you.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Have the green party waiting.
I gotta go get your dad.
Tiger Five's gone down.
Too bad she will not save yours.
Bringing out the full package.
Yes, sir. Copy.
Good.
- Hang on. -Deactivation code!
And all the other hostages.
Merry Christmas, Mr. President.
Okay, Pam, we still need to take the vitals.
Olympus has fallen. Olympus has fallen.
Then I will execute your officials one by one...
It was actually kind of fun. You might have enjoyed it.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Bring Mr. Asher here.
Yeah.Busy.
You have until dawn.
No, it's funny. I know. I get it.
- Wait, wait. Yep. -5-Oscar-hotel.
Sir, they've also assassinated the South Korean Prime Minister.
Fuck.
We're not waiting.
Who knows what other tricks they have up their sleeves?
I'll see you on the other side.
You sure as hell are not from the South.
Oh, fuck.
Let's go get our goddamn house back, Captain.
North and South Korean military forces are onhigh alert
We've secured the perimeter of the White House...
I'm sorry.
Do we really have to go? Can't we go somewhere else?
You really think you're gonna get out of here alive?
Now the real bloodbath starts when your mom catches you playing this.
Get that over to Langley.
I want back in.
Wolfhound 6, fire at will. Repeat, fire at will.
Hey, Connor. Come on. Scoot back. Put your belt on.
Yes, sir. What's the plan?
Tiger Two, Tiger Three, you're cleared hot.
and giving them the helicopter.
All of 'em.
Thank you, Jones.
Not a strand out of place.