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Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your feet are?
We'll figure it out. She'll start on the couch.
Bachelorette kit time.
- Just go! - Okay, be careful, though.
- That's better. - Oh, God!
This is Scotty with the Body.
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
- Oh, my God, he's not breathing! - Shit!
Don't know, but 60% is, like, a lot.
Bring all your girls up here. Grab 'em.
In college, we would ask each other for tampons
Licorice.
Yet we fight, you know? Yet we are strong!
and do a bit of mindful meditation.
Well, I'm not on my period.
I'll pick you up after school on Monday, okay, sweetie?
Time to call the police. Yeah?
Look, guys, we have to have realistic attitudes
No. I think we should probably let them do their thing, you know?
That's a bad accident.
My biggest and only donor
- I will. I love you. - Love you, too.
- Pippa. They're gone. Pippa. - They're moving out.
Does it bend weird when it gets hard, or, like...
The business of pleasure?
I am sorry that I don't want to talk about
They should call you cuckoos instead of Kiwis.
Are you serious? That's amazing.
Your donor is a freak, Jess.
Shots, shots, shots!
Like that time we took Xanax and slept for 16 hours.
That's a direct quote from the Miami PD.
- I'm gonna smack you in the face right now. - I'm not. I'm not.
This never happened. Right?
All right, come on, let's take a picture.
- Let's dump him, yeah? - Yeah, let's dump him.
and he took off with our score.
No Joke
- Peter! - You guys, what's happening back there?
you got to do a little bump, though, so I know that you're not a cop.
I was never here! Never! Move!
Wait. We should use a burner phone so there's no record.
Quiet, be quiet, be quiet. I just need to get my phone, okay?
- Kiwi! You up? - Yeah. Yeah.
- We gotta, right? - Yeah.
'Cause he's, like, so freaking jealous.
Scrolling JANs, FSO, etc pages rn
You took them from us.
she's here on a work visa,
All right, baby girl. You go, baby girl.
Are we ready to get crazy?
I love you, and you're my best friend.
So, I got meth.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
Okay. I get the middle.
If you're gonna do another one, do it now,
They'll turn to crime.
Pippa, my Australian friend from semester abroad.
And get out of here, she's mine now.
Just because I don't use Tom's of Maine deodorant, which,
at O'Flaherty's 10 years ago!
You're just such a good person.
- Yeah, I won't. - Let's go, let's do it.
Hey, Alice, be careful swimming in all that dick.
- He's a prostitute? - No.
Yes.
- I know what this soiree needs. - What?
- Well, I will. - Good. You should.
If you didn't go to college with us, you're not in the routine.
That's not... I'm good.
about which club we were gonna go to,
There's nothing wrong with being a Kiwi, we all love Kiwis,
- There's a nostalgia to it, you know? - Yes.
- Oh, shit. - I'm so sorry.
So, still a no-go on the BJ, or...
They make it fun
Oh, my God.
This Lambrusco is served...
Wait, wait, wait. I think we should call a lawyer first,
- No, you can't. - Yes, yes.
- Hey, babe. - Hi. How's it going?
Well, if my snoring bothers her, she can take the couch.
I've got you.
So glad I didn't sell our passes to the foam party.
- What? - Blair.
What the...
You are my friends
Yeah, you've been a little preoccupied, Jess.
Wait, you guys-
So she thinks I'm talking to her.
- Yeah, girl! - Miami!
Totally.
Hold the door. Hang on one sec.
Thank you.
in his ad. No face.
No, thank you so much. I just need gas money.
And do you, Peter, take Jessica to be your wife?
This country should be burned to the ground!
Thanks, man.
After that, we didn't want to pay for the service.
Actually,
Is that a good idea?
Open it up.
That's fine.
Did anybody see me fall?
50,000 what?
We're really sorry.