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How do you do it?
I like that.
- Guys... - Hi.
I mean, my mom did say to lock that down as soon as possible.
He's definitely on something. Like bath salts.
Smiliest face.
Damn it!
- So everyone's in? Yep? - Dope, dope, dope.
Everyone in America really does have a gun!
Okay, Charlie. Come on.
Yaw. Yes'.!
Like, she's planned it to the half hour.
I think we're done. Check, please!
Bob
Yes!
- Do you want to dance, Pippa? - Yeah, okay.
- Shit! Damn it! - Is that our guy?
Bye.
Eat me out. It's a fruit, Kiwi.
you wouldn't let me talk to anybody else. That's why.
- Hello? - Jess, it's me.
The Wallace 5th Floor Girls are back together again!
- I'll hook you up. - Thanks.
It's too soapy, right'?
Get off the phone.
Dude, this is, like, the third girlfriend that's cheated on you.
- I have no control over this. - Pippa.
- Jess. - Are you okay?
- Smart. - Yeah, good idea.
Oh, my God, you broke up with me, don't even start with that.
- A prostitute? - And we were drunk,
I'm famished.
- Yes! - Get that!
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Do it, do it, do it.
- I can't do it, Jess. - Look...
- Tell me everything. - I'm dying.
- Good idea. - That's actually a good point.
- Yes. - Yo, yo.
Okay.
You need to masturbate more. You're, like, severely horny.
- I'm down. - Okay.
Oh, my God, I can't. I can't with the guilt. Please.
- How do you know that? - Zillow.
Key-
I just want to hang out with you guys.
You guyS Skype?
Did not have time to self-wax, so it is like a jungle down there.
Lisa found out and was pissed.
Oh, God.
It was so hard to get extra nut.
I'm just making sure nothings broken.
Then who did we kill?
God, it is so warm.
- That's so sweet. - No pressure.
I bet you are.
- I am, too. - What? Shut up!
- Four, five, six, seven, eight... - He doesn't have a pulse.
What the fuck? Oh, God.
It started with him brushing my hair...
It's super strong, but it is expired, so...
- Alice, what the hell are you doing, man? - Sorry.
It's Malcolm X.
Why didn't you tell me'?
The whole house is made out of glass.
Oh, my God!
Not until everything is sorted out.
I smoked this bit of shoji root
- So, we're good. - Almost, except I probably have HPV now.
She says something really bad happened with a prostitute.
I didn't force you to do the drugs, Alice.
- They're serious. - Go. Go, go, downstairs.
But remember, this is a stupid frat boy ritual, so...
- Every damn weekend with this! - Stop! She's already peeing.
May I?
- Oh, God, he would! - This vintage remote is so confusing.
- Thank you. - Got one. Here we go.
Stop saying "body" so many times.
- That is a reality. - No, we killed somebody.
- One second. - I'm gonna smack your face.
- Oh, my goodness. - Sorry, we'll come back.
You are all correct!
Sorry.
'Cause I'm on a date with someone else, so...
I think it was two summers ago
- Oh, my God! - Frankie!
- Ag reed? - Yes.
Yes. He said, "I'm sorry, wrong dick pic,"
- We need everyone's brain on this, so... - Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
I'm sorry, but you are always at work,
Yeah. He was on the run.
How are you?
They want to have a beer with him.
Do you have any meth?
- You should... - No, I know what Skype is.
And he dies
I'm sorry, Jess.
and she drove straight from Houston to Orlando
- Yeah! - Right?
- Yes, dude. Yes. Awesome. - Okay, okay.
- Yeah. - Sure.
- I know. - Nice to meet you.
Eating is the number one way people deal with stress, okay?
Jess, if you are working,