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- They used to be lovers, yeah? - Three syllables.
I didn't mean to.
Look at them, the magic is still there.
Can't wait to see my girls!
Okay.
JANs scrolling rn
He's obviously a rape cop. This is what they do!
Jess, do something!
Hi. I just got some coke from the busboy.
You're a hot guy. Cool.
I pronounce you husband and wife.
And then she was outside me.
You've gotten over other girls, you can get over her.
which is a normal part of talking.
God, when was the last time we were all together?
Pepper.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
I love you.
Sorry, somebody left some keys for...
- Not these pillows. - Fuck. No.
Because I knew that if I invited you,
Let's give him room, let's make a stage, yes.
This is a poltergeist situation.
- Or, like, anybody else could go. - Why?
Male. I'm thinking male for her.
I'm getting, like, a light beeswax.
It's honestly rude.
fefwge gwegwegweg
Lady, you want to get your friend a tampon or whatever?
And it kind of sounds like her.
There is still a dead guy in the closet, so...
I asked her if she still wanted to get married.
Or she can just start on the couch and we'll go from there.
That could have been more delicate.
Jess.
- No, no, no, no. - Dude,
Dude!
Yeah, but everybody's watching me,
- I Zillow everybody. - Really?
Happy Boxing Day.
- Man, Blair looks great. - Yeah, she looks great.
He is so annoying.
He apologized.
- Stay out of this. - Seriously.
- And I love you, and I'm sorry. - We love you, too.
Why did you delete your account?
Does your dick bend weird when it gets hard?
- Yes. - Well, how?
I'm feeling dizzy, I'm...
you get to do whatever you want.
- I love it. - That, I love.
We owe that to you.
But call me Kiwi, okay?
No, I was gonna wrap that up and take it to go.
Well, then why do you insist on calling me Kiwi
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
- Shit. - No, no, no.
I feel like we should say something.
I was natural.
I know somethings wrong immediately.
- She did? - She loves you.
You know, I think they just wanted to make love in international waters.
This bachelorette
Oh, God, that was good.
the bride-to-be, your subject, okay?
I'm gonna go to the beach
you're all Jess's best friends, I'm Jess's best friend.
I'm not sure anyone wants to have a beer with that.
- Thank you very much for the ride. - Thank you.
Stop saying that.
- We love you, too. - We love you.
- Pippa! - What?
We are 100% gonna be interrogated.
Guys, I fell asleep.
Thank you so much.
We just opened a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape,
Okay, you have to get back here right now. I'm gonna get you out on the next flight.
so let's get rid of all the drugs.
Excuse me, now you are flirting with me, okay?
My body is limp for you!
We should just turn ourselves in, right?
And I don't know how you're gonna get to New York. I guess hitchhike, but...
Stop being a stupid fucking cunt and do a little fucking cocaine!
Foreigner here. Just sort of want to be clear on the local law.
- Stripper. Stripper, stripper. - So, this is Jess,
Here you go.
- No. Hell, no. - Fine, keep your tuxes,
No!
Come on, come on.
And you know what, nobody's talking about how it was
Shit.
Maybe you don't want to go to Australia. I don't know.
- Hey. - Hi.
Jess, you said you couldn't remember your password.
Alice, they say if you had sex after the year 1991, you have HPV.
Drop the gun!
He's dead.
- I'll get you a soft cheese! - Yes!
Oh, God!
Okay, you guys, 90- Go, 90, 90-
God, you smell so good.
Jesus, dude, we can order more.
in the taxicab on the way here?
Yeah, he did a good job.
I'll take it.
- Okay. - You all right?
- Peter, something really bad happened. - No.
- We're here, too. - Oh, my gosh, we both look killer in that.
Yeah, I did, actually.
Break, break, break.
Oh, my God, you guys!
We didn't like each other.
No, no. It's our code.
- I'm good! - Hey.
- Hello. - The famous...
Do you prefer window or aisle?
Point is, she used that crazy astrophysicist brain