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- You fucking what? - What?
Drive safe. Have fun at your bachelor party, okay?
Janine!
- God. - Oh, my God.
I'm just, like, voicing what some people are thinking,
on things that could literally ruin my career.
I had to pry my ankle monitor off with a shoehorn to get here!
He does not suck. You should totally marry him.
- Yeah. That's the real stripper in there. - The actual guy...
Oh, my gosh. So we're in the clear!
Girls, girls.
- That doesn't feel right. - No, I'm just so exhausted.
Jess, come on. Come on.
- No, no. Please. - Up!
That's the end.
- That sounded like a gunshot. - Yeah.
- You're obsessed with me. - We love you.
First layer, off.
- Oh, my God. Crazy. - God, that was three years ago, then.
No, no, no. You're being too loud.
- No way. - Yes.
You just say "tampon," and they run.
- Let's go! Okay! - Let's do it.
Good evening, Officer.
Sounds like self-defense to me, right?
Am I right?
before the neighbors return to eat Blair out again.
- There's more people here? - The real stripper.
Hey, Alice.
What?
- Let's see it. - It's ridiculous.
This certainly gets me in the mood.
- Yes! - I killed another person.
- I got it. - I'm done.
- She's here for a bachelorette party. - That is crazy.
so we know exactly what to say during the interrogation.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Stop. - Are you home safe? You never called.
Bride-to-be bathrobe for our lovely Jess,
Thank you.
We were right to kill him!
- No. No, Jess. - Yeah.
GO, Q0,
We can't just chop him up.
Okay, yes. This is the stripper I ordered.
- Blair. - What?
It's okay. I'm just gonna take some of this bread from the bread basket.
- What the fuck was that? - This guy, it's another thing.
Put your hands where I can see them.
Well, just 'cause I'm between places...
What's that on your face?
Yeah? All right.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah!
- Let me get a little more. - Yep.
-so I got this. - Charlie?
- I killed a guy. - It's okay.
Yeah, but this way no one can definitively ID our face.
And you were right, I need to stop living in the past
No.
You got us through the Wendy's drive-through
We're in Florida, Alice.
No...
Skype is a free video calling app.
- What? - No, this guy came over.
- Fuck you. - Now.
Frankie, do you have a tampon?
You shoot anyone who moves.
- I will not be your drug mule! - What? Stop. Stop. Stop.
- Yes! - I need more time.
About what? The wedding?
'Cause your friends are there by your side
Even if we don't get charged with this tampering with evidence thing,
Good evening, Officer.
Up to 15 years in prison.
I am taking a passive stance.
- Oh, God. - Miami, bachelorette party.
We killed a guy! And it was right!
No, thank you.
He could be part of a cartel that's gonna cut off our toes
That looks really bad.
Don't give me shit.
You know what? I'm actually getting married.
- What? - And locked them in there,
- Yes! - Alice, you rock!
You're all dead. All of you.
- I love you. - I love you, too, dude.
- Don't put that on me. - Check you out.
because I'm actually Australian and a Kiwi is a New Zealander.
I have, like, a 25-minute-ish interview.
- Jesus. - Oh, my God.
Alice.
Hey, it's Jess. Leave a message.
I don't want to wait. Everyone I love is right here.
You didn't plan this weekend for me.
Don't judge sex work, Blair!
- That's not true! - It is true.
- Three! - Okay.
But I'm loud. I'm a screamer.
- Yes. - Do we?
- I want up! I want up! I want up! - You deserve it.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Good idea.
- Why don't you put her in a cage? - She is in a cage.
I think the only person who's forgotten that is you.
I am about to lose my fucking shit.
- That's so nice. - It is so good,
I have a sort of a sense of these things.
- Who is that guy? - We could get rid
Babe. It's for you.
Yes. More than ever I want to get married. I love you.
That's how she remembers me.
This Montepulciano is majestic and rebellious.
Only thing is, though,
No, hey, hey. hey!
- Oh, God. There is a taxi. - Oh, no, no.
Stop being a stupid fucking cunt and do a little fucking cocaine!
Unless it's asked for.
I'm not even supposed to be out of the state right now.
Shit, Shit, shit.
- I just... I love her. - I don't know about that.
Slow down.
-and you have the key. - What are you talking about?
- Yeah, think so. - All right.
We got rid of the body. We just have to get rid of the footage, that's all.
- Charlie! - You stay. I'm bringing him to you.
That does not mean she cheated.
- Hey, man. - Hey.
- Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - God.
Absolutely not.
Cool, cool, cool.
He was on the team that defended Bernie Madoff.