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I'm not doing anything.
Feels like just yesterday you were showing me
Do I look stupid to you?
What?
You've become obsessed
- Yeah, okay. - All right.
- What the fuck is that? - What's that?
Yeah. Okay.
- Well, that was fast. - But, seriously,
- Okay. -|...
Guys, is he looking, like, straight at me?
- The neighbors! - Get him off. Get him off.
Pippa, what do you do?
So, guess what, guys,
- We're gonna call the cops, but Jess is right. - Definitely.
Scrolling through FSO, JANs, furlough, etc pages right now...
- Come on. - Janine!
Here we go.
You looking? 4O bucks.
- You're the best. - Well...
- I don't know, is it... - What? No, I love it.
I'm gonna have a be-genius idea.
Yeah, we're getting a ton of media requests.
Okay, bye.
Yeah, we're watching for Blair. You know, for her safety. We're monitoring.
There is a taxi right here.
Will do.
This guy robbed a jewelry store and killed a security guard.
Yeah, no, DA's not gonna want to
or you're making plans with Peter.
It will help you focus.
Yes! Yes!
No. I said things that I didn't mean.
Might want to stand back. No, physically, get back!
It's not a shock, right'?
Stop making me horny, and shoot!
He's warm.
- I don't know about that. - I feel like not the appropriate...
I think he's fine.
Yes, okay, now we're talking.
she says to me, "That's my daughter with all her friends."
Good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I had to. You were, you were tagging me
Right.
Oh, yeah, there's a bathroom down there.
You kill a man
He did say that
Any place he might've been able to stash something?
Don't judge sex work, Blair!
I'm drunk! I lost two credit cards already.
I'm so bummed I can't tag you in this, on Facebook.
I can't wait to show her all the photos from this weekend.
But I'll be there first thing Monday morning.
This weekend's gonna be so much fun.
You need to toss his body in the ocean
Hey, what's up?
Now, okay, I'm in. I'm in.
Pippa, what did you do?
Baby
And I got this generic Russian Adderall. My little brother ordered it online.
Agreed.
Cool. Let's clean up and get the hell out of here.
- Oh, my God. - No, you're kidding.
Bachelorette weekend.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Maybe you're the asshole, Alice.
- Jesus Christ. - Yeah.
It's bad enough without you two going at it.
I call the room next to Jess!
Mesdemoiselles?
press any charges on something like this. You're good.
No, no, no. Don't come up. Don't come up.
- We have no other option. - But we have to.
You guys, you guys,
- No, we're not gonna talk about it. - Got it, got it.
about sexual exclusivity.
That was awesome.
Okay, so actually, we have already moved him
Have you seen this man?
- What's going on? - Stop! Oh, my God.
So sorry, man.
Also, she's been fixated on her nips.
No.
Okay, you can dump him now!
I'm so happy to see you.
Okay.
- So good! - Love her.
This marriage, will it be open?
It's no joke!
- That's a hard thing. - Yeah, you're right.
Or you're Skyping with other people. I can't do your stupid fucking accent.
- You deserved better. - Yeah.
Yes, I really do.
You guys want some?
When the pepper spray hits your face, and it will,
Frankie, how many strippers did you order?
No, no, no, 'cause Jess couldn't make it, it was...
And so it's sort of like we're all already best friends, you know?
but it's not that easy to prove.
No, I think I would have remembered that. He didn't say much of anything.
if we could do a little bit of cocaine together.
Who that?
- Oh, my God! - Are you shitting me?
Then, I mean, I definitely have HPV then.
Forest floor.
God, we're so sorry.
Yeah, I feel like this weekend has come at the worst possible time.
and your dad used to be John Mayer's accountant.
It's worse for me. I have two strikes.
- No. - My arm looks too thick.
Old people. Perfect.
You should've been told that a million times.
Yes!
Is that a sex swing?
When he's taking off his clothes for you
They didn't charge us for the first three months.
- Give him some Madeira. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, Pip, I can see all of his teeth marks.
Any brand is fine.
- Hi, sir. May I... - Get the fuck away from my car.
generously lent us this house for the weekend.
- Hello! - Hello!
Did you see that?
Jess, Jess, Jess!
Twenty.
if there's no body, there's no case.
You may kiss the groom.
Hey, Jess. We're not going to jail.
I have, like, clumps and clumps of it.
You kill a man
- Everybody saw. Everybody saw. - No. Well, yeah.
So aggressive.
All right. I like it.
I brought 14. Come on!