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A big mistake.
you're in trouble
You are ready to be taught the new way.
and, yes, have sex with her.
- Sure. - Wow! Thanks.
- I know. - Oh, yeah.
You bet we went all the way. We went all the way back too.
I almost like it better that way.
# The kinkiest boy you've ever seen #
So, DOES SHE WANNA FUCK ME!!??
How 'bout we grab some lunch and watch the capture the flag game?
Keep going. We're with you. I'm a total wreck! I don't even know where the crayons are.
- Come on, she's a slut. She'll go. - I'll pass.
- I don't work over there. - No, I know.
Space... the final frontier.
- How about Debbie? - Who?
Very good, very good.
I'm chokin', all right? Give me some breathing room.
Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00 or 9:30?
# Get ready get set, baby # Tonight.
Yeah, see you in macrame.
and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door, 'cause we don't need it!
# I was the same #
- Shut up and paddle. - I want Victor back.
It's just that my husband Ron...
Guys, we gotta get outta here.
I'm okay, you're okay.
I was in the Vietnam war.
Just be honest about it.
Yeah, well I'm gonna go smear some mud on my ass.
It's always fun to go to Chad's, even for just an hour
I met somebody. Well, she's got this other boyfriend,
I am going to be with Abby Bernstein tonight. And if you don't like it, you know what?
No, no. It's nothing you need worry about...
- Hey, dude, what's up? - Hey, guys.
Um...
I want you to have this.
All right, guys, you just Mommy or Daddy know where you are, okay? Okay, Dad, thank you.
- You look so sexy in this sweatshirt. - Uh-huh.
Did you go all the way?
You have a friend? I'm kidding
And I'm sorry if this isn't the direction you saw things going between us.
That's wonderful.
I know. It's just that I'm 34 years old.
but now I know, and it feels like nothing I've ever known before.
Beth, come on. Pants? Are you kidding?
so I could tell you what's going on.
- How about Italy? - Yeah, good! It's safe.
Maybe you shouldn't jump the gun just yet, Coop.
goes nowhere without his...
I want you to say okay.
Hey! What's goin' on?
I said no!!
Well, earlier today, I saw what I thought was possibly a planet,
I gotta...
Let's pray to God this works.
# Whoo-hoo-hoo #
we were just friends.
Hi, Ron. What do you want? Um, well...
nerdy, indoor kids?
We'll die without him. He's the only one who can navigate the river.
Beth, come on. My husband's coming today and I need some lube.
And, Beth, I know we've been having trouble with, you know...
Our first act hails all the way from over in bunk 2.
I SAID NO!
I don't know. I think I'd wear a sexy dress or something.
to repeatedly generate random numbers between one and twenty...
I said I'm gonna fondue with cheddar.
Whoa! Whoa!
- Bye. - Bye.
Listen, Valerie,
if you came by the camp and taught the campers about space.
All I know is I would have said no to every person on your list...
- I was busy. - It's your job to make sure kids don't drown.
You're the stallion. You've had like 50 or 60 women, so I mean...
Yeah, I didn't know it until this very moment for sure,
McKinley and Ben!
The Eagles are going to go out on Moose river...
- Why? - I want you to say okay.
And I want you back.
From my vagina
Ah!
Get out of the van. Out. Out.
Well, it's the last day of camp...
but the truth is, a lot of the time men can be real...
I... no, I didn't.
I was supposed to be in the woods with Andy this afternoon, but...
Yet.
# You know we're living on the brink #
Fuck you, dyke.
Oh, she always wins!
No, we don't have one. Thank you!
# Why can't I be the boy that everybody loves #
but the following campers need to put their trunks out...