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Seriously, it wasn't the stone age.
I would like to announce that Ben and I are planning to produce a musical number...
Let's go.
Yeah, whatever.
Nice to meet you. I'm Henry.
Damn it!
a level-five charm spell on me.
- It's not a song or anything. - It's okay. I'll have Susie put you on the list.
I said, I hear my bud's in class.
- You know, Debbie Debbie. - Oh, Debbie Debbie. No, she's his cousin.
# Day by day #
Take a break! Think about what you've done.
Hey, Katie, wait. I'm sorry about before.
SHE. WANTS.TO. FUCK.ME!!!
You taste like ice cream sandwich. I don't like you anymore.
- Your brother is such a freak. - I know.
Victor!
Oh, my God. Don't. I...
Mr. Rubber Burner.
So this is the Skylab tracking device?
How do I know it's real this time?
Yeah. I could go for Susie.
Mooooose!
But there's only one crayon, and it's brown.
Tell that to my dean.
- Beth, we have to evacuate the rec hall immediately! - Yeah.
Let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
On your face. You, uh...
Don’t go
Right here, right here.
even for an hour.
# Show me the fever #
- Gail. - Ron.
You wipe that hotshot grin off your face or I'll shoot it off you.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I was thinking that what happened between us before was a mistake.
You better write me a letter, okay?
- What is the point? - This isn't the time or the place to discuss it.
Okay. Okay, what's his address?
So if one wanted to be hot and make a good impression, what would you wear?
- It was really fun. - It's always fun to get away from camp,
I still totally want to be friends.
She wants to fuck me.
All right, let's go.
A+ for comedy, Beth
It's just barbecue sauce. Come on. I wanna make out.
As everybody knows,
I love you, baby. So good talking to you.
of McKinley and Ben.
I am not jok... I am not Ruth Buzzi standing here.
If I don't make my mark soon, I could end up out of work.
Let's go!
Well, like I said before, astrophysics.
Beth, I may regret saying this,
BROKEN UMMM… Crayons
See you later, man.
Beth! Jump the gun.
- Not the enormous gust of wind, right? - Right.
We didn't know if maybe you guys already had one. We have the receipt if you do.
I get it. It's very funny. Stop.
You're in trouble.
- No, Gene, that is not what you said. - It is what I said.
I really don't think so.
And I'll tell you something. If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass.
Um... if I can't find him,
No, I have something at 11:00 that I can't change 'cause I already moved it twice.
Okay. Wait here.
No, I Have Something At 11:00 That I Can't Change Cause I Already Moved It Twice
HAVE A GREAT WINTER. I'M GONNA GO HUMP THE FRIDGE
You were wrong to do that!
What are you talking about?
- What do they say, publish or perish? - Well, perish mostly.
I'm sorry, I'm late. I thought we said 9:30.
You mean, she's the only girl at camp you haven't done it with yet?
I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying...
That? Oh, you're good. Sexy dress.
Oh, FUCK MY COCK!
Your parents are coming tomorrow. I don't want to get in trouble.
And as you may have heard, I am recently...
# Into the fire taking it higher and higher #
You put on a clean pair of pants?
- It's not gonna work for you? - No.
So if any of you would like to play D & D today,