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Focus.
You gotta jump on this, man! This is perfect!
and a teacher that actually believed in me,
and it's to make a diorama.
- You did that, boo. - Stop it!
Stewart, why did you just tell me that you don't have night school here?
You remember me?
and I did not want that element in here.
but hanging out with you guys scared the shit out of me.
Why would you say that?
Well, there's actually a special guacamole...
No, you're in my car. You're speaking loud enough...
Excuse me!
Well, let's get you some water.
Personalities all over the office. Non-stop laughs.
I will. I'm going, I'm going. Calm down.
I have a bat
Huh?
Enough! Finish him! Step on his head!
Uh-uh. I ain't got your back no more.
Well, he looks like that 'cause he is. Insider trading.
You got this, Teddy. Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!
That's what being a Christian is all about.
T-H-E...
Yes, sir.
Mom stuff. Not butt stuff. Yeah, mom stuff.
You had sports, friends, girls.
We'll see. Yes, we will.
I think that's pubic hair in the cake.
Oh, shit!
Right? Yeah.
Yes.
You're at one, but before I walk away, I wanna tell you that's sad.
I feel like this conversation's...
If you let me explain... No, Teddy.
We are okay.
I'm fighting
I'm sorry. What was the last part?
You see?
If you think that, then you don't know me.
Hello? Shit!
Honesty.
Well, you can't keep lying to Lisa. Okay? You know what?
As a loudmouth hustler with a boatload of learning disabilities.
Like, turn around, let me see that ass. Please, a little tit, somethin'.
So what's your story, guy?
I'm struggling as well, guys.
That was a beautiful speech, Teddy.
If my baby wants a tour, then she can get a tour.
Okay? That woman in there, Carrie,
She good!
I said look around you.
And I had all the farmer markets smashed. No! No!
Say that again. It sound like you said you're gay.
And if you know Needie that ain’t gonna work
If you stole that test,
Whoa.
I want this.
So I think I'm gonna do something with my life.
The issue is, you're dishonest.
Call me.
Thank you!
No! I'm the one who wants to get my life together.
How do you know my name?
May I?
Take me down, no way
Hi. Give me some, man. Congrats.
Teddy, your difficulties are focus-related. Uh-huh.
Jay got a damn 146!
Cut me a break, man! I've had enough!
I don't know!
A little fun fact about me, I actually went here.
That's there. Take these twos away.
that are in Florida.
but my kale game, my kale game... No!
"It's either that or end up cleaning rooms at the Best Western for half your salary."
Is this another science experiment?
I cannot live a lifetime of driving around drunks in a Corolla.
What you got?
"I Rebuke You! Rebuke!"
Oh!
but y'all should've thought about that
- All right? You got this! - All right!
You know, maybe you right.
Let's gather 'round. The hour's upon us.
Hello?
You get what I'm trying to do.
Holy shit! It worked!
They have elected one of their own to speak on their behalf.
No, no, no. That don't... Shit.
Go, T!
When have I never kept it 100?
Hey. Hey.
Barbecue Nation. Barbecue Safari.
But here's the deal, Teddy. If you're trying to kiss my ass,
Yes? Quick question.
Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you.
I’m blessed
Thank you, Teddy.
You got a pig's butthole on your chest, man.
What's the problem?
From the burger joint, Mickey D's?
"Oh, God, if I could get that one back." I remember you said that.
That's great!
What does it look like I'm doin'?
I am so proud of you. Yeah.
You's a snitch, Mac!
I'mma take the test again, guys. That's right.
Please break the seal on your test books
I don't know shit.
Please, everyone calm down. I am mortified by this.
That was a master class.
Honey, you don't want to offend him. You're his guest, right?
Oh. You know what? It's prom night.
Well, you can still go to college
I want you to think long and hard about if you really want this.
I'm feeling fine, Carrie,
Okay, robot.
What'd you say? Heck no!
What's "eco-friendly"?
Yeah! Yeah, we won this! I'm proud of you guys.
So, this is what we call a right triangle.
Yeah, I know. I heard it, too.
All right. When she pull up,
If you just look me in the eyes... Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
Do me a favor. Yeah?
Not that I'm looking at you the same way I look at my woman
I'mma do my thing.
Oh, no. This is a celebration, Big Mac!
Why do I even waste my time?
It's kinda like a super power
'cause I backed into this...
Waffles?
You need to keep your booty closed. That's what you need to do. You in jail.
Hey. Hi.
I've been outside honking for 15 minutes.
and he put 'em in the cheesecake to get out of paying.
And these are the pubes of an African-American guy.
I'm talking, like, steamed lobster inside of macaroni and cheese
You bowing down to a god today.
If you get over 145, you pass.
You're clutching onto your philosophy thesis,
your twin sister, Denise here, is black.
Y'all ain't gonna make it.
to go and get you one of my personal favorites.
Teddy, look...
Take that 15 feet,
Yeah, we were going over his portfolio...
A 178. That's like college, right?
and then we would jump onto the elementary school roof.
Whatever it is.
Done.
Damn it!
I don't deserve it!
Are you okay? I feel faint.
Is that right?
Water is comprised of?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You better come here, Mr. Drummond.
Get out the way, dude!
that broke into the school, but now,
God! What is your problem, man? What?
And she live all the way in Arkansas.
Yep.
Come on, I'm dying!
'Cause that stuff is like currency in prison.