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Y'all ready for this?
Okay? I am busting my ass
That's the correct answer.
"Yo, if you want options, you gonna have to get your GED.
Don't do this, Teddy.
Whatchu talkin' bout, Joe?
That's what I've been doin' all these evenings.
which is probably in your handwriting.
I can work with this.
The revolution will not be roboticized.
Yeah! Hurray! Go, Teddy!
I didn't process none of that shit.
I'm sorry I doubted you.
No. This is what he wants. Thank you, thank you.
Teddy Walker does not cheat.
I'm not tryin' to play.
my wife of 14 years, she was like,
Let me tell you what else is hot. Your breath.
I need you to tell my fiancée there's been an accident.
Because I don't know if you noticed the cerulean kind of undertone
Who you honking... Let's go!
You're getting cold feet.
No reason at all.
Well, this is my house!
If I stand in the right spot in this parking lot,
Theresa! It's after 10:00! Hello!
No, sir. That's what I like to call a teachable moment.
It's "turn up" time, Stewart.
It's gettin' repossessed.
What is going on?
He was wrongfully accused.
I didn't think about that. It is a business expense. Okay.
Everyone, take a seat.
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
Very little waist.
You always wanna see somethin'. If I...
I am in a loveless marriage. Please.
I sure did.
That was a poor choice of words.
Oh, I gotta get in that. Definitely gonna try that.
Maybe I do need help.
Why are you here?
Lisa knows that I'm a successful barbecue salesman.
I'mma get me a real fly car, and I'm gonna have me a nice girl.
To us. To us.
Yeah!
The new test results just came in.
He what? He was turned on.
Just admit what?
The lunch rush is upon us.
We didn't meet everyone.
I think I mentioned that at our first meeting.
No, no, stop, Marv. Stop.
That probably ain't even a real nigga. Hey.
rule-challenging, fearless leaders.
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, it's still stupid. I love it.
The results will be in online in just a minute.
Hey, babe.
Or T-Pain.
So, game the system again, did we, Teddy?
Actually, I would like to observe for a minute, if that's okay.
and I am well within my rights
Oh, God!
If...
Well, I am an outside-of-the-box thinker.
"Deal with it."
Whatever. But it's just a conversation.
Thank you for your honesty.
Um... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!
I look forward to seeing how you do on the midterm.
Because that's what confuses you.
You're welcome. 'Cause you need it.
Let's go, Teddy. You got this, Teddy.
If you wanna succeed in my class,
that you can get it together on a second chance.
Hide. Burn it?
Now, we're best friends.
Speaking of toast, if you... God damn it, Teddy.
Go study!
What the? Oh, hell no! Trina!
Laundry day. All my darks were in the wash.
I'm gay.
Because it's written sloppy.
"Find a solution for the..."
- Come on. - Wait, wait. Hold up, Lis.
Night school is all that I have.
Teddy, listen to me. Ain't no "Teddy, listen."
You finished the whole test?
with my own little raggedy paycheck.
Congratulations.
I'm glad you're here, Mac.
Now, I'm not sayin' I ain't no freak.
Enjoy your tacos. That smile can light up a room, can't it?
Let's do this.
Living in 2020 be like
Wait, the ring. Here, you gotta put the ring on.
And to be honest with you,
Mmm.
of forward-thinking,
That's what's up.
And if I don't get this second chance, then it's over for me.
It's my phone. Those were my notes.
Glad y'all enjoyed the show.
Little Mac! What are you doing?
That is not the answer!
So this is what it's come to, huh?
It was actually a 1540, Daddy.
I blew it. I definitely blew that.
But you are not dumb!
Right in the...
'Cause you know what? Pretty stinky, guys.
Charles David Walden! Aww damn, shit, fukk, this nigga done came to Popeye's, Ain't this is freak hoe motherfukkin bitch?
"A-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared."
I love you.
Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker.
Thank you, Mom. Anything for you, darling.
to defend myself.
What are we... Hey! Shit!
So, how long you been the principal, man?
Uh-uh. The one in the tight dress is. Shit, that's mine.
Teddy, you're here!
Wow. Thank you. Wow.
I mean, yeah, they looked at the answers,
She got you. She got you. Why you always 'bout that rah-rah, man?
I can jump, like, three feet!
You got a third nipple, man!
Don't you let me down!
Real nigga shit.
In fact, you might be the dumbest student at this school.
so I can plant pubes on some random guy's cheesecake?
Mmm-hmm.
No, you're not.
Is everybody getting the same numbers? Hey, Marv!
You failed the test?
is me not having my GED.
I mean, I don't know, just don't get shot, bro.
Okay, you know what, guys?
What do you mean, "Don't get shot"?
So how do we fix it? Let's talk solution.
All right.
Bitch.
You're gonna study! I hate you!
Just doing what I do best, outshining Teddy's butt.
You got 28 seconds left.
That's not even close.
We're on lockdown.
Great! Superb!
Hey! What's up, Stewart?
This ain't Halloween, fam. I'm done.
You better stop it, man. Don't you start that.
Okay? Give me some love.
Before it's too late and we have to live in Randy's parents' laundry room.
and that was the thrill of a lifetime, okay?
Yeah.
I'm all over the place.
and do not tell Lisa about this until it's a done deal.
Let's do it!
I tell you what, if you're lying with her, don't lie to her.
You lookin' like J-Lo and Beyoncé, mama.
Kendra, you take that test
That makes total sense. I know I would.
You are so resilient, baby. You keep bouncing back.
So even though we got textbook-sized textbooks, you decided to join us.
So here I am. I'm so psyched.
Yes, I'm the night school teacher.
I'm blessed. I'm so blessed.
I can't believe I took off work for this shit.
Right now, I'm transitioning from an amazing job in sales
Teddy.
What is that?