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(SIREN WAILING)
Oh, my God! Jesus Christ, guys!
ASSJUICE: Your neighbors got me to wear them,
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
Dixon Our Hands
It feels so good, homie. What are you doing later?
Don't slap my boob.
(GROANS)
(BOTH GASP)
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
You know how many BJs I've been promised?
We'll put it on the books. Okay, cool. Great.
We fuck with their house. They can't afford to fix it.
His dick is this big!
Oh, my God.
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man.
(BABBLING) Huh?
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
Hello. This is Julia Child.
Yeah.
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you.
No, I'm not that drunk.
I'm gonna move back to Australia if you don't stop.
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
They can't tell it's us.
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
Good night. Good night.
You're kidnapping our baby! Asshole!
Like, low twos.
What are you thinking about?
No.
No.
She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up.
You can go. No noise complaint.
Lame that we're on probation.
And... I'm too drunk to come.
No, we've got the baby, so... We've got the baby. We can't.
I think I better pump.
and now you're talking back.
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
Okay? Just push back.
(ALL LAUGHING)
WATKINS: Yo, is there a party going on around here?
Be a man and milk me.
Who do you think... Come on. Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's a really bad one.
Okay. I'm serious.
You, too, Deadwood. There you go.
We're actually looking for candidates
Uh-uh. I wasn't asleep.
Okay, let's go. We'll go now.
MAC: Epic night!
I’m sneaking
I'm a more obtainable goal.
Don't call the cops, okay?
We were one of 33 offers
Delta Psi!
Holy fuck.
What's cool is we're almost roommates.
That's the song. How could they know that's happening?
We're a great team. Thanks.
Come on.
Throw shit off the porch!
Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
We gotta save this. What do we do? Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, man.
Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right.
Are you talking to me?
No! No!
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
You don't know that. People could want it for after.
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
We should go over there, okay? And talk to them.
Wait. Shit! Another video.
Stay the fuck away from me!
That's awesome.
We're celebrating.
This is the only party I want to be at.
No! Hey, I'm Batman!
Why would you do that?
Scoonie put his dick in your mouth
Teddy's gonna start pushing you around
We were fucking virgins. All right?
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
That would be so dope.
It tastes funny.
Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub.
GIRLS: Aw!
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
Assjuice! Assjuice!
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
We're having sex one minute...
Fuck you! No, no.
We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.
but I think you're freaking out
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
No! No, no! It's like a wink, you know?
Okay. Ow! Fuck!
Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie.
Not that surprised.
(CHUCKLES) Yes. I'm gonna kill you.
(STAMMERS)
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
And you keep making money no matter what!
I can't sell your house.
You're upsetting Jinxy cat.
I got an 8er from Gary.......... What the fuck man
No. They are.
stand here with our dicks in our hands.
Let's be crazy.
My boobs really hurt.
Everybody out! Party's over!
Hey, what's up, man?
you know, I'm always thinking about the headlines, right?
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
Okay, okay! Come on!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Are you kidding me?
Oh! Fuck!
She's fine. She's fine. You know what?
One big difference, the heist isn't done!
Stop it!
Why not do both?
What about one of those small prostitute guns?
TEDDY: Guys!
Oh?
They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie.