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Our school's insignia is in Latin.
Let's do it. Okay, I'm doing it. Let's do it.
Delta Psi has the upper hand!
Like, when you think of Batman, who's Batman?
(LAUGHS) Kidding.
Okay, enough! Stop imitating!
I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up.
We're a giant telecommunications corporation.
at losing about half your investment.
What do you guys do?
One more, one more, one more.
Oh. Yeah.
Okay? It's done.
Attics. Caves. Fire trucks.
This is gonna ruin us.
(ALL CHEERING)
Dicks in our hands
I don't see which one you're...
What? When we have sex,
Oh, shit!
What's up? Yeah, one more thing.
And this time, I'm going to ejaculate.
Okay. Are you ready?
When you forgot your breast pump...
How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch?
We fucking did that shit.
No. Fuck old people.
Help! Help!
Thanks for talking to me, brother. All right?
See you guys.
That's a big bong.
One Sec!
I really need to get out of the house.
I know. They're being careful.
It's like a gun show.
I need backup! Over!
(LAUGHS)
because they're watching themselves.
Little bit. (LAUGHS)
Why don't you drop it at the fire station?
I can't believe this is happening.
Oh, no.
No, of course not. I'll say it. Like, we'll just...
No, we don't. We don't.
What's up?
Now is when we get them back even more.
They're awesome.
Oh, God, I can't keep my boner much longer.
Oh, perfect! Great.
Yeah, that's really funny.
We didn't kill anyone. We didn't kill anyone.
Now I can go to class while my dick prints.
Really? What did you think?
I know!
Infinite BJs.
We're on probation. We can't party.
Regardless of anything, we're brothers for life.
of all people, that this is a good idea.
We should get one of these above our bed.
Why did you cry?
No.
We're at Burning Man!
You guys have gotta relax.
One of those childs is having sex with your wife.
Yeah?
Wait. Hold on.
Look at her.
No. Who looks at the other people when they Face Time?
You know, I was just thinking,
Extra, extra! Baby Swallows Condom!
Okay, I'm not even close.
They're still fucking there! There's beer cans on the lawn.
We went too far now. This is dangerous.
We appreciate that, man.
No, Jimmy's not here.
Welcome to paradise.
Let go, let go.
No idea.
The old people have the upper hand.
We have wanted this since we were freshmen.
(SCREAMING)
Ow! (SOBBING)
Hey, baby.
I can't...
Fraternity Severely Injures Economics Professor.
My God, Jesus!
They're all great. They got a big house off campus.
It's not a good joke.
Those guys are my brothers.
Fuck it. I'll pump and dump.
They've been drinking since the butt-crack of dawn.
Okay. Okay.
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God!
And you were nothing but great to your ho.
We did it. (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
Oh, homie, let's do it. Oh, God, homie.
Then we say, By the way, keep it down.
Why? Because your Bros are always there for you.
And the girls, when you're dating...
(INHALING DEEPLY)
I mean, you've always been, in my opinion, like, our strongest pledge,
Okey-dokey.
“D in our hands”
We don't have a babysitter, so... Yeah.
It's like, I make...
I gotta feed Stella. Okay.
and that she was better than all the other hos in the world.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You're all over the place with your references.
Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know.
You know what? That's it.
Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God.
We just want to squash this like a bug.
Yes! Yeah!
Oh, God! Oh, no!
We've gotta get everyone on our side.
What?
I'll tell you how.
All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie-hoo!
Is that your real name? Garf?
because the only people who would want
Because soon, you fucking blink,
I've called him ten times. What do we do?
Ya bish Kent
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Just the tour, maybe. PETE: Just the tour.
Game of Thrones, we get loud.
Milk me. What?
We did not go too far.
We're just getting started.
Because that's not gonna happen.
WATKINS: Hello, are you Mac?
Come here! No!
Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something.
We are the family you get to choose, and we don't get divorced!
Mano y mano.
Wait, wait. Hey.
We're dead?
Hey.
Grab the monitor. Grab the monitor.
Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.
It's good, man. I'm having fun.
No, no, no! What? What?
Oh, shit!
You should take responsibility.
What?
Hey, when you called the cops, you violated the circle of trust, Focker.
What's going on? And who's this little lady?
Little Walter White. Baby.
the toga party is born!
Baby, let me in!
kind of, you know, keep it down.
Why? Well,
I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
I need backup at 2203 West Olmstead!
You promise? Okay. Because a promise is a big deal to me.
I'm just kidding. High ones.
(GROANS)
Then we're gonna go to Mommy and Me
Wow! Good job, man.