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I have a headline for this.
That's awesome! Dream!
One, two, three?
Okay. No.
Yes!
We have room. I think we have room.
Male erection before One Direction.
I'm Batman!
I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on.
I'll give it the old college try.
KELLY: I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags.
I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.
Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks.
You violated the circle of trust, Focker.
Part of our life is just totally over.
They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side.
Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is.
Oh, that's so sweet. No one ever knows she's a girl.
Me or her, choose. It's up to you. You choose.
ALL: Aw! Yeah.
BOYS: Don't go to sleep!
My God, Jimmy!
because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,
HE’S ALL DICK!
You did it. See? (LAUGHS)
You're the goomah in this situation.
(HISSING) Fuck these fucking guys!
Okay. All right.
God damn it!
not only can we fix the water damage,
I'm Cowman!
No! No, no, no, okay? No!
Taking you to Bonner Town Bitch!!!!
Cheers. Here we go.
maybe we should clean up and not
I haven't seen you in forever.
I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!
No, I was stupid. I'm really, really sorry.
Okay, let me call my mom. She'll tell us what to do right now.
I'm gonna act all docile and then...
I don't know! You're a good actor!
Gentlemen, we are fortunate members
We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses.
I'll never let go.
Is it a good one, or a bad one?
Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.
No, no, no. Shit. Shit.
Fine! Fine!
They'll want us to like them. Yeah.
(LAUGHS)
Get this one taken care of.
I promise. We promise.
All right. Hey.
Delta Psi is gone, you're a free man.
I don't know. Hit me with something.
How's Stella? She's a cute baby.
Thank you for coming. Okay.
All right, man, I should probably...
we're throwing a robert de niro party
I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.
What dak Prescott yelled before the qb draw play
Yeah, two hours a day.
BOYS: Peekaboo!
Legalize it, y'all.
Man purses before regular purses.
Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin'. That's bad.
Just keep it down. Low.
We're on a mission.
I'm saying, that's the only way.
Hey. Look who it is. JIMMY: What's up, dude?
(EXHALES)
And we got a fight over here!
Suck my dick.
Just keep it down.
Oh, my God, this is amazing.
I want a tomato garden. How's that?
Me, too.
Riddlers asking for you
This is safer than the White House!
We've got to get in there, we gotta infiltrate.
What the fuck are y'all looking at?
You know, when we had Stella, I was afraid of missing the party,
you, like, lost your sense of humor?
We're supposed to have boners?
Ready? Yeah.
Porta-Potties. Private planes.
(ALL CHEERING)
Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!
Oh, shit!
No! Dude, don't ask that.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ten times.
I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment.
Okay. Okay.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
And Brendan.
And this is not your Bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)
Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!
Anyone would do this. This isn't because we're old.
Act like you just woke up.
I'm fine.
Wicca-wazzup?
(ON RADIO) We're back on the air with Dirty Boy.
Hey.
She's a little meth head.
I was just kidding, anyway.
Shit. Don't hit me.
Only thing, if you sell to the university,
Okay. Uh... Well, bye.
ALL: Aw!
Fuck him up, Teddy.
They're never gonna do anything ridiculous,
DELTA PSI BROTHERS: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
Keep it down!
Fine! Good to know. Fine.
BILL: Uh-oh. Mac attack.
Holy shit! Did you break your leg?
Yeah. We be cool.
Distraction, distraction.
Just look that way. Just turn around.
Boo-ya!
I'm the President of a fraternity.
Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.
See you guys around.
It'll all get caught on this camera.
You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.
We should call the police.
Delta Psi.
to serve in the light of truth.
I don't know where it is.
Fucking old people!
They'll listen to us if they think we're cool, you know?
They've hot-boxed cars.
Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.
Where you going?
Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!
I have to go. She's awake.
I love fucking with you when you high, man.
All right, brother. Good to see you.
What are you doing? We have 60 seconds before they go upstairs.
(EXHALES) Fuck!
Cheers. Here we go.
Meanwhile, back at Delta Psi, our brothers
What other stupid number combinations are there?
I'm Chickenman!
"I Love Going To The Container Store And Buying Containers
Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.
ALL: (CHANTING) Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
Valley ho
(LAUGHING)
I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.
This is delightful. This is awesome, this thing.
No way!
Yeah. Are you a Delta?
They dehumanized you.
Do it again. Do it normal. Yeah. Like...
Okay.