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Don't worry about it.
I'm a human man! I have dignity!
You wear them into the frat house.
We have neighbors, for Christ's sake!
I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
You're right, it's a bad idea!
I was only supposed to stay a semester,
There is no President of the United Nations.
That's the best idea.
(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)
for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.
Are they really? But I can't touch them.
No. No.
We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes!
(YELLING IN DELIGHT)
I don't know if you guys are aware,
I give you the hot house.
Okay, you know what? Let's end this.
It's like bouncing balls.
This worked before we had Stella, but...
Let's go! Let's go!
What's happening?
BOTH: Whoo!
Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.
JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!
You're really villaining out in here.
We promise. Thank you so much, guys.
I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.
Lol Is fucking Jimmy there
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?
How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?
Oh, they're Hulking out! They're gonna blow.
Infinite BJs.
Yeah, they got big Greek letters.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
My brothers need me.
We're about to be, like, adults now.
So gross! Ew!
Okay! Let's do it.
First off, my bad.
I love you.
Just keep it down.
Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.
Sure!
The only way to break it apart is to get in there,
If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
Just get off! Are you talking to me?
(LAUGHING)
I'm sorry, but it's true.
That was incredible!
You could be President of the United Nations.
We'll take care of it. Same with us.
I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?
Look at you. I'm a possum.
has HIV.
just so you know!
I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!
It smells like lemongrass.
Oh, my God!
Oh, I'm Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie Brown.
My claws are out! I'm gonna fucking get them!
ALL: Hoo-ah!
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
What? No way, man. Get out of here.
I love you! I love you, too, man.
It's Watkins.
Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.
In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.
Do you guys want to come in?
Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
You better put that in the recycling bin.
It's awesome!
You’re gonna have to milk me
(JIMMY GROANING)
(BOTH EXHALE)
Oh, there he is.
Get it out of you.
It's over.
Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you.
Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?
Beyonces pregnant with twins...
Grape!
She knows what's happening.
That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?
Holy shit.
You don't seem old.
Fuck them kids
Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!
You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?
You're not even looking at us, are you?
BOYS: Yeah. What is it?
You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
There you go.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
How'd you even do that?
Otherwise, this plan won't work.
Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?
Thank you.
No!
Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man!
When All Else Fails
It's a really expensive bush!
Slow down.
Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa!
sex-Tech bubble, you know what I mean?
No, it's my baby monitor.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no!
You're gonna have to milk me.
It's victory.
Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!
ALL: Delta Psi!
Wait. Wait, no! Wait!
Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)
You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.
No. Fuck old people.
No, no, no! Yeah!
Can we take your order?
They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.
What are you, like, having a baby,
Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...
Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.
You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?
There's a clear focus going on here.
What are you... We said all those things, all right?
You're never gonna forget this!
Big Mac! Yo!
(DOOR CLOSES)
That was good. You like that?