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See you in London, Soph.
I know!
Right.
Exactly. I nick your milk, you burn my barn.
Have you ever been to the Big Chill?
'Of course it will be. The day she's humiliated
Yeah, I went the year before last.
Tell everyone. Come clean about you and Sophie.
So come on, are you having second thoughts?
You're not James Bond. You're disgusting.
'because of the EU, themselves.'
- Yeah? - Yes.
Yes, I do, sir.
- Yes, I do like it. - Try this.
Oh, that. When I was shaving, I sort of slipped,
- Good? - Mmm, very good. I mean, I've got a girlfriend.
Yeah.
I mean, we only watched the Lion King and his Fatboy Slim DVD.
'Could go for a high five. Probably not the most appropriate time.'
Tell them you don't want to marry her.
.
That's me all right. 'Probably.'
- Oh. Is that not... - No, you've got to finish it off.
'Let's just put a zip here, a swastika there, why not?
You know how I get after the pub, like when I ordered the Abdominiser.