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Poor Dan
Soph, it's the wedding list. If some dupe wants to buy us
Yep.
'In fact, I'm winning. I'm getting half a rural cottage,
It must be amazing, London. What's it like down the King's Road?
Charles didn't really love Diana, and they were all right. Sort of.
Stop it, Mark.
Because if there's one little crack of doubt,
Oh, Mark. You've pulled its bloody head off.
'And the fact that I don't really love you.'
Yeah.
she's dragging me into the 21st century, with its meaningless logos
I've got three pairs of trousers,
Get yourself a nice tank of petrol.
Maybe he'll become an ethical porn star.
It's all good, my friend. It's all good.
OK, thanks.
Then I’ll get the sugar bowl of my dreams
It's yours. And Mark's. To do whatever you want with.
and I'm not really sure I want to... I don't think I want to.
And you're a man.
No, don't shoot it. God!
I think... I think I'm gonna call it off, Jez.
He can't hear. Can you,
Oh, just metal.
Come on, Mark, you've got to grasp the nettle, mate.
- Great to meet you. - The feeling's mutual.
poor Dan's going to wake up with his barn burned,
The man was responsible for the deaths of 60 million people.
I expect you've noticed lan's a little older than me.
In fact, I think it's probably time you took your leave, lan.
Oh, right, yeah.
'Can you kill someone with a metal detector? '
Technically. Mm-hm. Yes.
And what if I don't? Are you going to shoot me?
Even if you did threaten to break my fingers.
Penny's probably been doing his curtains all day.
after 30 years, well...
I mean, she's so nice.
what with lan's mum passed away, we've got the Volvo and the Subaru.