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- What do we want? - Better prizes!
Now, we will split up into groups and form picket lines.
Whatever.
Whatever. I helped in a drive-by shooting.
Your father and I have to leave now to visit Grandma in the hospital,
We all know each other and we all kind of stick together
we're gonna send you directly from this studio
God, isn't Butters awesome for doing this, you guys?
Oh, whatever, you ain't tough, ho.
Why do I do these things? Why can't I behave myself?
Dude, one of us should make up some disease
So next time you're watching television, make sure it's a show with freak-freaks,
Do they go, "Oh, gross. What the hell is that thing?"
They wanna kill me for not being a real freak.
But if I'm not the most out-of-control teen,
Boy with Balls on Chin, this is Man with Foot on Head,
Who'd you think we were talking about?
- I'll do what I want. - Wow. That is out of control.
I'm glad you're not like that, poopsiekins.
on the Maury Povich Show.
Yeah, the kids at school make fun of me for that.
- and march right up to your room. - Yes, ma'am.
And now, back to more kids who are out of control
But, fellas, if I go on Maury Povich with my balls on my chin,
- Prepare the video sabotage. - Oh, no, not the video sabotage.
Why, just last night, I had three gentlemen callers over to my house,
Our next mother is Liane Cartman.
We should have never crossed that picket line.
They don't even have their own hair people.
...you.
When you are watching a TV talk show