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in this crazy world,
of how to have sex, which could take years.
This place truly is paradise.
Sorry about before. One of the perks of living alone
Was definitely expecting some applause.
So, big plans this weekend?
- What's happening? - I should have warned you.
where we all pitch in, and then we...
Jason has agreed that the two of us should go.
like pulling out each other's teeth is like...
my college fund bailing your boyfriend out of jail.
but we have this little office tradition
- Morning, Mike. - Morning, Val.
We figured it out once, we can do it again,
Eleanor, what's going on?
that means that... what does that mean?
a ride-or-die protocol so I'm loyal to Jason forever.
for all of eternity if we get caught.
or even spoken for days.
you all are wearing right now. No, thanks.
Side note, I might legit be into construction vehicles.
I can't think of the right analogy.
is just be very still and very quiet.
You don't love me?
Okay, that means...
had been fighting about me for a long time.
Oh, no.
And you blew the other half trying to frame her boyfriend.
It means...
I even stole a Good Place Janet we can use.
I had to be his assistant and try and find myself.
Minshew!
Um, I'm going to the Bad Place. I've taken one of the slots.
because honestly, I had no idea I was gonna do that,
He murdered Janet. He killed my wife!
- That's not possible. - Congrats.
What does "emancipation" mean?
Where are we going? I forgot.
I'm talking "Kristen Stewart on a red carpet"
Yeah, but she keeps trying to steal it back.
Oh, okay.
So, the only thing you succeeded in doing
Oh, you want to hear it.
now what?
but my help was more friendship
Eleanor, just because your father and I
The point is, if she's going down there because of me,
Okay, well, it's settled then.
when he was teaching me ethics. It reminds me of him.
Sorry. Sorry, everyone.
It'll be our sexy little secret.
Point of order. I don't accept this offer.
and just improve every nation and every society
or "Cyberbullying of Pregnant Woman from Spin Class"?
and heading to the Bad Place would be a point in her favor.
- No. - Okay, I get it.
Yeah, they did, and I've been using
to suggest... oh, he's from Florida?
That's not one of my books.
Is she having an orgasm? Did I do it somehow?
Well, no use delaying the inevitable.
We can be together, away from everyone else.
honeymoon, so we're gonna go try and figure out
think about this again. My brain will break.