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Suck our dicks!
And, yeah, we're a little bit drunk, dude.
I need you mobile.
All right, crossing the line. Going shopping.
And I'm pretty sure it ends with all the kids
On half-Christmas eve, of all days.
Suck our dicks!
That's how half-Christmas was born.
Fuck you and your fucking religion.
- Yeah, fine. I'll do that.
this is not about the "do not call" list.
'cause I got a muzzle on.
Call it an egg Nagasaki bomb.
- Zip it, lock it, keep it in my pocket.
- Look, my dad had a plastics factory.
It's a bit of a tradition in our household, so...
Because someone's breaking all the rules.
- HEY-
- Do not let this communist bitch cross this line!
"An-ders."
One milkshake water fountain? Awesome.
- Is that true?
we're gonna keep all that "do not call" list stuff
- But we were wondering
but you are only getting two paid personal days a year.
- Croissant? From the bakery?
- Big deal.
Let me get this straight.
- Fuck you.