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Marriage is an equal partnership!
- I am? - You sure are!
self-actualized feminist in the world.
I guess what I want doesn't matter.
You, woman! Where isyourman?
on my proud American button!
And this is my son, Rashad.
Two more buttons! Two more buttons!
And my lucky condom from 1 0th grade!
Nay, the universe! Ifthat whiny troublemaker doesn't like it...
Shut the trunk. I'm sneaking into the drive-in.
I'll call him every hour until he gives me my old job back.
What areyou talking about? We all left the house earlier.
They ranked us the number two party school behind Chico State.
Right. And Steve was with you. In this culture, he's considered a man.
A man dress. It's beautiful!
Just because we're stuck in this wasteland doesn't mean it's not Wednesday!
I guess no matterwhereyou go in theworld, marriage is always the same.
This belong toyou?
- I appreciateyour culture! - Silence, whore!
Now Chip. I'll not have you making up such wild stories.
Mom, he's, like, eightyears old. I'm not a little kid anymore!
Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call herThundercat.
Men, this is the most difficult mission we've ever faced.
Licked hot chocolate from Santa's beard? That's what America's like.
- Hayley, I forbid you to see that movie!
Hayley, you should meet my eldest son, Mamood.
Oh, uh, he's-
- # Content to love honor and obey #