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...that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
lt's unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room.
Oh, my God, this is the worst date ever.
Well, l think l'll go downstairs for a while.
-Go take the test, see if we're okay. -Okay.
Oh, they see us. Oh, they look mad.
But she fell back to sleep, so....
Which is more than l can say for myself as of 2:00 today.
l think we may have really done it this time.
Crab cake?
Sorry. You want a roll with that?
Hey! You're not naked.
aND WE BOTH GOT STOOD UP? WE'LL TAKE OUR FREE CRAB CAKES NOW
But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
lt's just as well.
l may be done ovulating!
...and somebody's gotta carry on my family name.
-Yeah, that'll do it. -Wow!
-Well, actually it-- -lt's not a divorce. lt is not a divorce!
-Morning, roomie. -Hey!
Well, what happened?
This is the worst date ever! How could you set me up with this creep?
This is unbelievable. l have never been so insulted in my life.
Monica told me you had a blind date.
-What? Why? -Hey, l may never have kids...
You're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Where are your babysitters, huh?