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- I don't want you to take it from me. - Do it for Bean Town, baby!
Switch, switch!
Fans like these, you can have 'em.
Don't cry
We're just joking around. We're not talking about a crime here, are we?
- What happened? - I think Lewis passed you the ball.
Thou shalt not ruin the friggin' game for me!
We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time.
Beautiful, Celts!
Get Scott!
You think that if we see your face on TV a million times a day,
You must love living in that fantasy world.
What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7?
Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early.
I love the Celtics!
I wish I was a boat person! Their team didn't lose.
- He's gotta wear a hat or something. - We gotta go!
But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest
we'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white.
- Hey, you're Lewis Scott! - Who is Lewis Scott?
But people today... Their values are all out of whack.
- I don't have it. - Cough it up.
You're in big trouble for messing with Lewis Scott.
You are sick! You need help!
..he's the greatest player in the NBA.
Hey, beer!
No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor.
Yes!
- The nerve of that guy. - You're telling me.
Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag.
- Look, we got to get him out of here. - I agree.
I thought of that one last night.
- He has the gun! - Give him the keys!
You're just repeating what I said to placate me.
Go JAZZ
It's a Russian TOZ-35. Skanaker won the gold in the '72 Olympics with it.
Yellow, purple, green and white, the Jazz are gonna win tonight!
Hey, Coach Kimball!
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
- Keep up. Take a warning shot. - I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him.
- Let's go! Tape up! Play hard! - He's hurt, man!
That'll be good. Nobody wants a born-again Christian as their bitch.
- Shit! That could have been my head! - I wish it was.
Let's play invent-a-drink.
We loved the Celtics, when you played for them. You were the master.
- You don't have to do this. - I want to.
Oh, that was close.
Let's mess him up.
- Can you put the phone by the TV? - No problem. Hold on a second.
I think I need a hug with my hot dog today.
- Put your good stuff on the bench. - I feel you, Coach.
comes from you never having made it as a player.
Go home, Jazz! It's over!
Go all the way! Yes!
I don't think your dad's gonna see you Sunday. Maybe February.
Doc Kaufman's on Monday!
We’re the bad luck guys
He'll never win it.
at the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory.
- That's me. - Holy shit! It's Jimmy!
These guys are so classy. There's no prize money here.
No, no. I couldn't. I gotta go to practice in the morning.
Cover you? You're covered. Oh, boy.
If you was an old woman with no teeth, I'd still have you gummin'.
But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go.
- Did it affect his power chop? - Yes, but not his log rolling.
At centre, in his second big year from Croatia,
You are so far off...
- What happened? - Keep singing!
getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship
Tomorrow's gonna be the greatest day of my life.
Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy.